Do Bottle Rats Have An Expiration Date


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, well these two bleach buddies are still at it. But they left Irish Kev at home this trip. Maybe he watches the ten kids while they troll downtown. At what age does bingo start and bottle chasing end?

And you wonder why the Bobcats suck… they have nothing to play for.- nik

Twin Peaks’ Rachel Green


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this TP’s most popular girl Rachel Green. She works at the breastsurant in the Woodlands. For the right price, she will do more for you than just fill your beer pitcher.  Just say the code word “pizza” and she will the drift.

She has a face only New Jersey would love.- nik

Ladies Beware of Male Stripper Austin

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I want to give a fair warning to ladies… if you see this guy Austin/Cadan here in Vegas… run!!! He is a male dancer at OGs. met him off Tinder. He hangs at most Vegas pool parties. He has done some porn. He is a two-faced whore sleeps around. He will try to have you come to see him stripping at OG’s. Liar, disrespectful prick.  He he will try to sleep with you… if he doesn’t get what he wants will turn on you and play you. Be very careful DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN. Another grabbing money hungry meathead slut. I wish I was more careful and not gave him a moments time in my life.

OP you are talking about the Asian dude… right?- nik

ICK Is Back Again


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so not only is this clown back and still looking like a clown, now she’s wearing diapers too…

**Barbie Montana, I would love to have you as a guest on NRP.  If you are interested please email me JV

Seriously… what is this picture — Is ICK color blind or something?- nik

Gurpreet Chandhoke Loves Transexual Escorts


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so my girlfriend Mia has been getting with this guy Gurpreet Chandhoke in West Hollywood. He says he is worth a fortune as well as a bigtime movie producer with connections to A listers and since she is transgender she believed his lies and promises. Hes been dating her for about 6 Months and promised her the world. Now 6 months later he calls her a F*ggot and tells her she is done and he is done having sex with Her/Him. So messed up! Anyways all the Trannys, Gurpreet is in the market for a new Shemale companion in LA. Make sure you get your cash and promises up front!

The nose totally gives it away.- nik

Jayde Alexandra aka Jayde Linton Is Available For The Right Price


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Jayde is a p4p broad from Temecula.  She is posted all over SugarDaddyforMe and some escort sites. She is pretty hot though.  What do you think?

Jayde, you have eyes like that and this is the profession you choose in life… SAD!- nik

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