Charlotte McKinney Is A Goddess

August 30, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, how anyone doesn’t think this girl is the next big thing is crazy. She has all the curves in all the right spots, she is 10000 times better than Whale Wars and The Office… Charlotte needs to be on billboards not Abigail’s fat ass.

Charlotte’s nose is holding her back.- nik



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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

August 30, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 6

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Click Here to see Hilary Duff shopping.. I’m going to start calling her Buff Duff!!

Click Here to see Mary-Kate Olsen ride in The Hampton Classic Horse Show… girl can handle a horse!!

Click Here to see the future of the Beckham’s!!

Click Here to see Kylie Jenner returning to LA… Why does she think she is so special??



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Ally Michelle Has Daddy Issues

August 30, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used to be friends with this girl she used to be so sweet then she started going to raves and now she’s a complete psycho coke head all she does is gets drunk sleeps with random guys and then calls me in the middle of the night to come pick her up because the guy she went home with left her! Ally you need help you steal money from your parents to go out it’s so pathetic these guys are only using you they’re losers with no jobs! You’re going to end up pregnant and LEFT!

What part of Asia is she from?- nik



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Is Jen Selter A Porta Potty

August 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 11

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all the signs are there for this Instagram famous booty. Picture on a yacht: check. Picture in front of a private jet: check. Picture with Fake Equis: check. So sad she just turned 21. Starting young I guess… Best part is that she is known on working on her butt… but at the end of the day, its fake and all those pictures of her working out are just set up shots.

All roads lead to poop.- nik



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She Has No Idea What Loyalty Is

August 30, 2014 Detroit, The Dirty 6

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl right here fake as f*ck!!! A few months ago this bitch was my bestfriend now you wouldn’t know we were cool, she turned on me after years of friendship for some other bitch with a baby. She played gay with me to scam n*ggas out of money but while she “played gay ” I know the real deal. I was on here too and now I believe she did it so this is my get back. She a jealous, short, funny looking, gimpy bitch. She sucks and f*cks for money.  She talked mad sh*t to everyone about her sister and now their bestfriends again. Loyalty is cleary not in her high school vocabulary.

Detroit.- nik



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Don’t Be Fooled By Shandell Myers aka Chandelle Lynn

August 30, 2014 The Dirty, Wichita 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this should be read as a public service announcement in an attempt to save people.  Who ends up on TheDirty.com three times, under two names, across two states? Someone who is truly a terror on this planet. Someone that you do not want to ever be involved with because they clearly have no consideration for other people.  SHANDELL MYERS(Wichita, KS) = CHANDELLE LYNN(Santa Cruz, CA).  SHANDELL you are one of the worst things ever to walk the earth.  Shandell has now made her way to Santa Cruz, CA. She is now using an alias, Chandelle Lynn, in an attempt to cover up her horrific past.  She stole thousands of dollars from me and then stole my identity before leaving Kansas. She has destroyed my credit and my reputation.  The public records of CA show that a restraining order was issued to protect her last victim just a few months ago. She terrorized some guy so bad, threatening to kill him and many other things, that the court ordered a 3 year restraining order against her. Stay away from this succubus. Don’t be Shandell’s or Chandelle’s next victim. Do not associate with her or she will ruin your life too.  DO NOT BE FOOLED, She is not the innocent person she pretends to be. She has an anger so deep inside her she will destroy your life if you get too close.

Yup, you can tell by the eyebrows that is the same person.- nik



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Potential Sugar Mama For JV

August 29, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 64

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanted to inquire about your employee Junior Varsity. I have been looking for a boytoy for a while, but cannot find one that is sexual enough to handle what I need or should I say what we need. I need a young man to take me to dinners, be with me for shopping sprees and traveling on vacations when needed, because my husband at times is doing the same with his mistress, so therefore I need company too. I’m 44, have a petite figure and really nice and perky fake boobs. I’m willing to pay JV an allowance of 2,000 per week, some weeks I need him 2 or 3 nights and sometimes I will not need his presence at all. But he has to be ok with 1 thing and 1 thing only. He has to be ok with my husband video taping and watching JV and I have sex. My husband is a voyeur and wants to watch me having sex with JV and getting off. He doesn’t sit in the same room as us, he will be in the next room watching us having sex through a camera feed we have set up in our sex room. If JV can handle me and is ok with my husband pleasing himself to us having sex… then please give him my contact and set up an interview. Thank you and hope he is the one.

Cool, let me ask him. He’s into weird sh*t so I don’t see this being a problem.- nik



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The Worst Boob Job In Las Vegas

August 29, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 60

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I have seen Nat’s fake boobs full skin. Terrible bro. They shoot out like beer cans. No joke. My vote for worst boob job in Vegas.

She shouldn’t be taking selfies while driving and I also recommend a seat belt. Stop trying to showcase the -2′s.- nik



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