I have just received an official email from Lisa Love (Vice president of University Athletics) that as of yesterday April 30th ASU’s Marketing Department has decided due to recent events of inappropriate behavior by the Cheer Squad (link to this post was enclosed in email), THEY DECIDED TO CUT THE CHEER PROGRAM COMPLETELY.
EMAIL Excerpt: NO cheer squad next year at ANY football, basketball or other sporting event games. The only form of “cheer squad” that will remain is the megaphones and signs. Which will not be called the cheerleaders, but instead “Sparky’s Crew.”
This is harsh… over underwear? Well I am not sure what you want me to say? I just put up the pictures people send me, so if you are trying to cast blame on the DIRTY ARMY or myself you are mistaken. Let’s make love not war!- nik
Introducing to the world- The ASU Cheerleading squad!
**Not to be mistaken for the Softball team**
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WIDE RIDE. That’s a lotta roast beef ! !
Ahhhh ha ha ha haha ha
Thunders and back fat. How can they hit their expiration date before graduation?
Their asses are huge!!! I thought cheerleaders worked out.
i like the fact that only one of those girls is still on the team
Theres nothing wrong with nice asses in my book. Nice.
nothing wrong with a big butt so long as there is no cellulite…dig the booty shorts too..nice ladies, what local strip club can we find you at soon? lol
Lauren ( the one whos in every picture ) is thebiggest bitch i’ve ever met.
Hilarious Nik thinks every girl he shows on this site is sooooo nasty. I’d love to see what sort of wool he pulls in. Oh wait, he hides behind a moniker.
Someone is out to get Lauren ps only two girls are still on the team…
looks like #5 from the left has a nice panty liner goin on, hide the wings you silly goose.
you’re really good at stealing pics from other sites.
I’d jackhammer every girl in the picture, as would any other RED BLOODED AMERICAN MAN
Who cares about their cheerleaders! i want to see some of their dance team members naked!
wtf, for supposedly having so many hot chicks, you think ASU could do a little better with their cheerleaders
they’re hot… just more haters jumping on the this dumbass bandwagon
NAU - All the hot chicks are too busy giving head to go to practice.
“Excuse me ladies, I would like to suggest that you take the stairs up to your rooms, but if you must take the elevator, may I suggest that you take the service elevator.”
**Not to be mistaken for the Powerlifting Team**
CUTE!
do you guys realize just how pathetic you look agreeing with everything Nic says?? it makes all of you look like pathetic ugly nerds.. just like Nic.
psh.. stupid people!
your all hot girls!!! and be comforted in the fact that all the people posting stupid shiz are ugly nobodies! *muah*
The one in the shower is going to die she has that “ring” thing going on in her face
Leave them alone… heather is a sweetheart and not one of them is fat… they may have bigger legs but they are Not fat!
these pictures are WAY OLD! and there all hot especially the ones in all black 
p.s. cheer launderie parties are WAY old… its been down before on the dirty… SO over it
Our (ASU)’s cheer team is embaressing… the dance team is where the good looks are
Whats up with these chicks still wearing full-butt panties? How Grosssssssssss…
Nik couldn’t pull this level of tail in a million years.
the cheer squad are a bunch of girls who like the purple crayons, hence their phat asses. hahaha…. and enough with their lingerie parties! I think we all get it– they think they’re hot.
the shower pic is hot. all the people on here are haters and have nothing better to do with their lives then make fun of people who they wish they were.
I have to say i dig those asses, yes there a tiny bit thick, but its like that put your boy on rock type of dunk that like makes guys go krazy!
I need to pound of you sluts
good thing lauren isnt on the cheer squad anymore. shes gained about 50 pounds since then. shes a dead beat
GGGGTA….good god girl got that ass
that trina all the way to the left that looks somethin like a hobbit had sex with j-lo….she’d get it
Just because these girls aren’t stick thin, does not mean they’re fat!
I’m sorry, but if you expect these girls to do throws and lifts, they’re obviously going to need some muscle.
I’m sick of the coked out anorexic girls that walk around campus-these girls actually look healthy.
I use to hit that while her boy was gone…..
I use to hit that……Its been awhile girl.
These girls are hot. Probably b***hes in real life, which, actually would make them not hot. Attitude is equal to looks, hussies.
There isn’t an ass in this picture I wouldn’t like to chew on. GO DEVILS!
Brianna Barcelo (L-R: second)is sooo hot, absolutely stunning. Heather Piper is one of the hottest blondes at ASU(L-R: 3rd). ASU has some hot ASS cheerleaders, if you don’t think so then it’s time to come out the closet. I’d please them in any way I could!
From left:
1 - Would hit it like the fist of an angry god. She looks like she can take a hell of a thumping. Yummy.
2 - I definitely wouldn’t pull out. Ever.
3 - I would pull out, and cover those melons with streaks of hot, sticky DNA.
4 - I’d do her right in front of her father while he’s aiming a twelve gauge at my skull. Damn, she is delicious.
5 - Looks like a Fergie / Denise Richards clone. So yes, why not?
6 - Sure, I guess. She’d probably make the night with Fergie Richards more interesting, so make it a three way.
I banged the 4th from the left once and only once because I hit it so hard she left a BROWN DOO DOO stain on my sheets.Never again, cost me 89.99 for a new set.THE HORROR.
Dudes serioulsy all these chicks are totally beat, would never hoit any of them!!
Remeber the days when courtney simpson was on the team ?
Now what am I going to watch when it is halftime and ASU is up 45-0 on U of gAy. I guess I am going to have to turn around to the U of gAy fans and chant when is the last time you were in the rose bowl?
no way.. post the email. at best, they’d cut these members and find new skanks.
what goes around comes around..
if you act like trashy whores, you get the boot. this really was a GREAT way to represent your school. let’s all dress up like strippers and take pictures.
FYI: there IS life after college, and these stupid little photoshoots will come back to haunt you.
Grow up.
Why would the university cut girls for this when they let the student body do an undie run? Thandika you are a douche show the email or shut up!
Nik Ritchie…making people regret decisions since 2006. Making Sun Devils fear for their reputation…pretty weak, sorry cheerleaders, you’re still hot.
Don’t feel bad Nik - part of it probably had to do with that pornstar they had a few years back. “Courtney” is her name. And yes, I’ve spanked to her.
ASU Football Player Says:
April 26th, 2008 at 12:00 am
I banged the 4th from the left once and only once because I hit it so hard she left a BROWN DOO DOO stain on my sheets.Never again, cost me 89.99 for a new set.THE HORROR.
HAHA its stories like this that keep me comin bak for more on thedirty.
I wish this would happen at VCU. The cheerleaders here resemble corpses and failed abortion attempts.
Can we get the girl all the way to the lefts name? I want to console her…. Maybe make her an exwife
Can we get the girls name on the left? I want to console her… Maybe make her an exwife
I don’t see why anyone would blame you Nik. You didn’t force these women into prancing around in their skivvies and taking pictures. If people don’t want to get in trouble, don’t be scandalous in public and don’t take scandalous pictures in private.
Sorry, the cut of this program has NOTHING to do with the behavior or the website! I am positive Lisa Love did not say that. Way to flatter yourself!
Furthermore, cheerleaders are never the hottest girls at a given school. Cheerleading is one of the dorkiest activities known to man. Here, wave these pom poms around and cheer for the football men like it’s 1962 or something. No self respecting hot girl needs to do that.
Sad state of the country we live in, that they panic over some panty pics, if that’s what it’s over… pathetic.
These girls deserve a cheer program AND to take as many panty pics as they want.
Anyone know the name of the girl on the far left (top pic)? She could be the mother of my children
Hopefully it’s true…let’s go back to a time when cheerleaders were hot. What the hell happened to cheerleaders–these chicks are young AND beat..have some self-respect!
The problem is hot graduating highschool cheerleaders tend to go straight into stripping now. Girls, i know it doesn’t pay, but please volunteer some time away from the pole and bring some honor back to collegiate cheerleading! We beg of you!
I think cheerleading teams should be encouraged, better yet REQUIRED to take panty pics
way to go, nick…continuing to ruin people’s lives one day at a time…hope you’re happy
lmao! sparky’s crew!? have you ever heard anything more flaming than that!!!???
If they’re going to cut the cheer squad for whoring themselves around, then shouldn’t they technically expel half of the female student body?
The official outfits they wear don’t cover much more than the underwear does. Way to overreact, ASU!
Ok this is on fox10.com so I think it is true. Wow thats insane, I think that is a little harsh of the university to do that. They should have kicked the girls off the squad or suspended them not canceled the program total. The university is making it seem like they murdered someone or had sex with little boys and filmed it. THIS IS LAME on the university’s part.
How about that bitch on Fox10 talking trash about The Dirty?
What a moron….”this site just ruins people’s lives?”
Hey dumbass, if you don’t want to have your pic out there, DON’T DO STUPID CRAP like this.
excessive gayness like this is why i’m transferring out of ASU to a school with an administration that at least doesn’t kill all of its student’s fun. football without cheerleading? who is the femnazi in ASU’s marketing dept. that came up with that idea?
Looks like these girls not only take the Chorizo burro in the ass but Swollow them 2 at a time as well….THICK COMBONATION PLATE CHIKAS
The one in the purple (third one in from the left) is ohh sooo fine… I love you honey!!
first of all this whole situation is just ridiculous and second… all these people making fun of apparently how “big” these girls are should probably think twice about what they say considering this girls are clearly toned and muscular bc of all the tumbling they have to do
You know the reason for the overreaction is because Fulton and the rest of the mormon elders must have gotten wind of it and called up their lap dog Crowe to complain about how the pictures went against their mormon values
Why didn’t the University eliminate the football team? You know, the one that that big black hairy doofus with his hand up the fat chick’s poon played for? That was far more ’shocking’ than cheerleaders in their underwear.
anyone knows the name of the far left she is hot nice booty…..lol
ASU Football and Basketball without cheerleading? Don’t yank the program! Every school has a cheer squad. Of course THEIR squads don’t have MORONS on their line. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? Ladies…you should have saved it for a calendar or something. At least you could have gotten PAID. Instead, it cost YOU. Can you imagine how PROUD their parents must be? Think about this. Daddy’s surfing the net for “dirty little girls/cheerleaders” and, oops! That looks an awful like our daughter!? $20,000 a year on her education and all she really LEARNED was how to pose for a “Fredericks” catalog? At least on Girls Gone Wild they could have gotten a T-Shirt. How painful!!! It’s not just a local story anymore. Now it’s NATIONAL! No more cheer squad? Way ta go ladies! Great job! Well…maybe “MAXIM or FHM” will call for a photo op. You could have gotten PAID…not SCREWED!
Your right bo….Fulton the mormon decided this. Hey morons your religion is a sham. Joseph Smith was high on drugs. Go back to raping your wives!
A few of these pictures are from the ASU Cheer and Dance Magazine that the university made them do for 2007, thus why these pics are almost two years old now, and why only two of the girls pictured are still on the squad. These pics have nothing to do with the team getting cut, it is just good timing by the website.
Hey nik, what happened to the post about charles barkley’s daughter????
Sad how undies pics get the whole program banned, but having a cheerleader go porn star doesn’t… they should have just followed Courtney Simpson’s steps and gone to BangBros!
michael crow is a major douche and is ruining everything good that asu has to offer. i would bang some of those girls but half are beat..
you ruined cheerleading for our beloved college with your gay drama site, thanks from every frat boy and athlete that loved cheerleaders…you ruined christmas
good job, skanks.
thanks to your lack of judgement (and clothes for that matter…you should consider keeping them on. ew.) ASU has no cheer team. you must be real proud. so much for team spirit.
I just came across your site and I gotta tell ya, I have a real F@ckin problem with you calling your little fag-cult an army. Real f@ckin solders are dying over in some f@ckin desert so you little fags can sit at a computer all day lie to one and other about your sexual prowes/conquests. Do me a favor and stop calling your liitle e-crew an army, a true army lacks gossipy litty trust fund brats. So in clossing I just wanna let you know you and your boys are f@ckin Yentas not solders so stop calling yourselves an army.
USMCDave, learn how to spell.
What are solders? and what is clossing?
definition of army: a large number of people united for some specific purpose
I see girls posing for a photo, so the site didn’t ruin anything. Did Nik make them pose?
USMCDave isn’t really a Marine… Marine’s don’t give a damn about soldiers. He’s just trying to generate animosity toward the military.
Damn USMCdave, learn how to spell!!!! And maybe some grammar skills would be helpful as well? My brother is a Marine in Iraq right now and his platoon loves The Dirty…entertaining and it keeps them updated on the silly shenanigans back home. Haven’t heard any of him or his friends whine about it being called the Dirty Army. Also, believe it or not, the United States does NOT own the term “army.” You’d probably know this if you went to college.
They should have got cut for being fat pigs. How bout skip a meal or back off the dounts. Geez, if they were going to haul ass, they’d have to make several trips. Duck, duck, Moose was hilarious….
definition of tool: one that is used or manipulated by another
So go bring down some more kids Dirty Tools! I command you!!!!
LMAO - when you grow up, you’ll regret being such a fool, er, tool
Army, right, LOL
A real military man wouldn’t be such a puss whining about this stuff. If you cry over this,then I feel sorry for the soldiers you fight with because you sound whiny and unreliable. HA!
USMC is a homo as well.
As far as cheerleaders this is tricky…as a photographer it will be better since there will be more room on the sidelines…however there won’t be tight little bottoms to focus on.
NOTHING WRONG WITH HOT LADIES SHOWING OFF THEIR STUFF,WHY IS ASU BITCHIN LOOK AT ALL THE EXPOSURE,THEY WERE ON FOX NEWS. HEY ENROLLMENT WILL PROBABLY GO UP. AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THE PRESIDENT OF ASU HAS THESE PICTURES SAVED ON HIS LAPTOP
Suicide watch? I mean attempting suicide would be another desperate cry for attention… and we all know these gals LOVE attention.
Yo soldier boy, I got a real problem with the way you spell, and talk. It’s people like you that started this war, and now people like you can finish it.
I have no problem finding a reason to want to pound em all
FOXnews is reporting your site about the Cheerleaders. Check it out on their online website….hahahaha
What the hell happened to the standards at ASU? These skanks are all beat up, fat and ugly. Way back when I was at ASU the cheerleaders were pretty hot but also had character. Pretty sad.
Also, to the lame asses that are defending these fugs, learn how to spell. “Your” for you are? You must be a Mesa C.C. product.
We didn’t start any war. The last time I checked, the WTC and the Pentagon were attacked.
The only one I’d like to pound is you, faux pas Dave.
You’re nothing but a young boy who thinks he’s man.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
Isn’t this just a pajama party? What the hell? There’s no making out or lewd behavior at all. Why the hub-bub….bub?
Bill Says:
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:13 am
“White Chicks and gang signs.”
Yeah, what’s up with that?
There is no reason these girls shouldn’t be allowed to take pictures of themselves without bein attacked. They are just having fun as college students. I have seen much worse. Thanks to this f’n site everyone has to be so damn worried that they are going to be humliated in front of everybody. I’m still trying to figure out the point of this site, nic. Make money maybe? people can be whoever they want, and it is not up to you to say if they are right or wrong.
Wow. White guys really like em thin, huh? I think all these girls could stand to Supersize it next time. It ain’t a booty if you can’t see it from the front!
Nice job jackass. Now what are we supposed to watch during breaks in the game?
Why don’t you crawl back under your rock on Stetson Drive where you belong.
all these comments about them being too fat are straight ridiculous. clearly a bunch of white guys posting in here.
Ashy Larry: yeah exactly. these dudes probably think Amy Winehouse is fit
These girls are so UGLY !!!!!! ANd so are most whores who attend ASU. THis is just promoting these girls and their fat asses which are entirely another person in themselves.
i’d totally let the third one in from the left sit on my face and rip a big one on me.
Hmmmm, would they disband the football team if all the guys took a picture in their underwear?????? Doubt it If you are a woman, think twice about going to U of A as they obviously have outdated views on women. Get a grip - girls just wanna have fun. Deal.
WTF? They got the ax and they’re not even NAKED? Shame on ASU! What’s wrong with a picture of girls in their underwear? Hell, I’d drive probably drive from So Cal to Arizona for every home game if the cheerleaders dressed like that at the games!
Man Saw Barcelo on the news and she was hit with the ugly stick, Fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch….The best days are long gone for this one….
me Says:
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
i really wanna know the dumb ass who posted this picture
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It was me…….:)
Erickson has informed Lisa Love that all current and future ASU Cheerleaders are welcome to come work on his staff.
Who are the recruits going to bang??
Sparky’s fat ass?
ASS R U….ASU!
You call this racy LOL! Yes…if we were back in the 50’s. Give these girls a break!
They are being cut for something you are not…that being hot!
I sense a green monster here.
Girls on the cheer team…you have my vote.
Start protesting at the games….screw them!
For those that think these girl are fat…..
I bet your tugging it all by yourself to the pics because you tried to get some and were rejected.
Go play with your pocket protector…..don’t get any ink on your little twig.
ASU you have bigger problems to tackle, why are you wasting your time here…..furthermore what were you doing on this web-site to begin with?
Thanks for the space.
BB
to me it sounds like ASU wanted to get rid of the sqaud. This just gave them a reason. I mean only 2 left on the team so hurt the other 14 for nothing? Doesn’t make sence. I’ve seen worst in columbia university girls and Crowe didn’t react this way when he was there. My question is what does ASU have against it’s cheer sqaud? Honestly the offical outfits didn’t cover much more of them.
The asu dance team is better anyways, as long as they are at the game, it should be all good
Definitivamente estan guapas!!! uhhh, sorry… they look awesome, i don´t know what the fuzz is about… let the girls expressed themselves… ain´t porn you know… ASU girls be proud, you got fine bodies… ASU, if they banned the girls, do not go to the sports events… peace!
Most of these guys commenting on how ugly, or how fat these attractive young women are… probably haven’t ever had a real one.
Would they drop their football program if some players had a picture in their underwear? NO WAY!
If some players got together they could get the cheerleaders back.
The one on the far right has the nicest protrusion out of all of them…Oh my!
The 2 in the black and red are wow! and the 2 on the left are WOW!!!!
but they all would get it
They’re too fat to be cheerleaders anyway, but they’re perfect for that old “Mickie” video.
you go girls. just cause you show your self in underwear doesn’t mean they should be able to kick you off the squad.
I saw this on Fox News (of course they consider this news) and the photo picture had this website watermark on the corner. So here I am…
I think that’s stupid. I mean, if it were high school cheerleaders, it’s one thing — but this is college. What do they expect? I also read a few posts before this one that ASU, and Universities like UCLA(?), have like some weird tradition of running around the street in their underwear? The schools aren’t as strict and suspend people for that?
Our world is full of hypocrisies.
A lot of girls talk trash about others being “sluts”, but those same people enjoy showing it off occasionally (it may be done in a more subtle way but it’s still revealing).
Somewhat unrelated, but the whole Miley Cyrus fiasco is lame too. That picture is nothing to go crazy about.
I would have to admit Three of those ladies I would literally drop to my knees and lick their most perfect asses cleaner than they have ever EVER BEEN!!! Absolute FANTASIES!!!!!!!!! MMmmmmmm
I would have to admit Three of those ladies I would literally drop to my knees and lick their most perfect asses cleaner than they have ever EVER BEEN!!! Absolute FANTASIES!!!!!!!!! MMmmmmmm DAMN
I would have to admit Three of those ladies I would literally drop to my knees and lick their most perfect asses cleaner than they have ever EVER BEEN!!! Absolute FANTASIES!!!!!!!!! MMmmmmmm DAMN And only two are gorgeous…
All of those chicks are crazy fine. Anyone who says different is a closet homo. The chick 3rd from the right is the hottest
Guys who think these chicks’ asses are too fat are either gay, can’t get laid, or lack the size to fill that junk. Whatever the case, shut the fk up.
were any of you naysayers raised by humans? you don’t have to like any of these girls or their pictures, but that’s no reason to disrespect them.
get your lives together … morons !!!
besides the story not being true about why they cut the team, i think its ridiculous that they are being penalized for this. people are acting as if they did something SO awful, but they were just having fun.
LOVE YOU GIRLS, STAY STRONG AND TOUGH
The VP of University Athletics really over reacted on this one. These girls did the photos in a very basic, simple kind of way, no nudity, or no teasing of nudity (no bra on and covering the chest with hands or arms), i’ve seen girls at the beach with less than this on.
I hope they get a contract to do a calender, poster, or a contract from a swim wear magazine. Take a negative and turn it into a positive ladies. =)
“Do you know what the best thing is about college women? They never get older”.
Quote from unknown.
They are all sexy as hell!!! All you haters are just a bunch of cry-baby jack-asses!!! They are all hot and have great bodies and nice asses. MMMMMmmmmm, I would make them go crazy!!!
I’d bang the blonde until her teeth fell out
I really think its unfair what the decision was in these cheerleaders and how they kicked off the whole squad. I could have seen maybe a suspension but not to disallow them to be the cheerleaders. They work hard to make it on the squad and I feel that they should be reinstated its not fair at all. They are all beautiful young women is there a problem with being young and in shape its not like they are nude. I am for the squad and think something should be done.
you know what f*** the dirty and you man u need to know when the time is right i go to asu and no more cheer leaders? u suck man… look what u did
They’re all sexy. Non of you dudes would down the roast beef.
Then again, it is a photo and, I think we’re all intoxicated by the vag and ass.
I’m telling you, McD’s and other steroid injected fast food (technically just about anything we consume) is plumpin’ us up QUICK!
Hey pissed… Get a life, jackass. That school has 8 zillion hot girls. Go find some others on campus somewhere. Those weren’t the only girls on campus. Lame.
Yo, pissed, don’t they teach English @ ASU? See about taking that class next semester. They teach you how to write without looking like a douche. Make sure you don’t skip out on the day that the professor lectures on punctuation.
And, BTW, if these girls are the pick of the litter, I’d hate to see the ones that didn’t make the squad!
I’ll bet that if these girls knew what was to befall them prior to shooting these pics, there’d totally be a cooter shot or 2 in there!
For you dudes who pretend to hate on those girls just cause Nik does, grow some balls and man up. They’re not 10’s but…damn
RAZORBACKS SUCK!!! LOOK AT ALL YOUR FAT CHEERLEADERS…..THATS PATHETIC!!! THIS PHOTO IS PROOF THAT INBREEDING IS BAD FOR YOU HELTH!!!
These ladies are so hot. Who would like a little devil. 
i say sir whe in the world is going one hea… their are just being kids.. theres worse in facebook
What are all of their names, left to right? Funny nobody listed it yet.
Biotches got caught being a bunch of teasing whores..boo freaking hooo…im glad that these wannna be porn stars got caught..they should grow some brain cells and be smart enough for to keep these pict’s under wraps….im sure that their parents are proud of them for being little skanks…….
BULLDOG MAN Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 8:49 am
RAZORBACKS SUCK!!! LOOK AT ALL YOUR FAT CHEERLEADERS…..THATS PATHETIC!!! THIS PHOTO IS PROOF THAT INBREEDING IS BAD FOR YOU HELTH!!!
You really are stupid…..this is in ARIZONA..not arkansas…dumbass
Who are you losers kidding… You’d give you’re left, errr, “pinky” to be with ONE of these chicks! Stop hating cause you can’t get ANYTHING even close to these girls, EVER!! You’re the same guys who look at hot chicks at the bar and whisper to one of your GUY friends “she’s such a slut”. Shut up, they’re outta your league anyway! Ya got nothin to worry bout cause they wouldn’t ever touch your PS3 playing ass anyway! Stop hattin’ and go blog on your looser “HALO 3″ club myspace page. Suck it easy you nerds and maybe, just maybe, try with every ounce of your video game playin body to go get LAID! Even if it has to be with one of your tank-assed, buffet line “girlfriends” with sleeveless shirts showing their 22 inch “pythons” and their low-rise, gunt displaying jeans. After that, please come back to this site and re-evaluate these photos and compare them to the chicks YOU were with. Hold back the tears, go to you bathroom, grab the KY (thats lube, for you “gamers” and losers) and have at it, cause thats as close as you’ll every get. Now shut you’re pie-holes and realize it only goes downhill from here for you…. Enjoy your pathetic life.
second one from right is a little mutty(you could feed her face a biscuit). best asses are 3rd from right, & far right. i never heard of this site before today, but i don’t see the big deal over this. you can see as much in the k-mart bra & panty ads. what, are we livin’ in the dark ages? bring back the cheerleaders.
all of u guys say they arent good. well i say go to hell. they r all sexy. if anyone got a chance to get them into bed, they would be crazy not to take it
How can I find more information about this thmee, ecept thedirty.com?
that’s just dumb. with internet today naked pictures of anybody go really fast through the internet. Oh yeah arizona state men’s basketball team suck. Go University of Northern Iowa men’s basketball team. Adam koch purnounance cook can take your best player harden out a game baby!
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9/11 Comedian Chad Brown Loves Celebrity Deaths Too
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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The Youth Is Our Future
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9/11 Is A Joke Potluck Party
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Kanye West Apologizes For His VMA Actions
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Dirty Girls Of Stl
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Baby Mama Drama
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Kayne West- He Could've Just Said "I'm A Douche"
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OC Trouts Bring Tijuana To Vegas
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Caption of the Day
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Dirty Pastor Steve Anderson
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Bustdown Barbie A.K.A Same Face Strikes Aagin
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VMA Video That Viacom Is Taking Down
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Caption of the Day
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Nik Richie's Fantasy Football Squad
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Everyday Westbank Citizen
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Caption of the Day
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Leper Moving To LA
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DIRTY BRIA
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Leper, Has Not Changed
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The Eyelash Monster
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Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**
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RichieRexic Not Invited to Vegas?
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RichieRexic Looking Creepier Than Ever
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**Flash Back** Sext Messages Gone Wrong
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RR Is A Real Racist
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Rocket Queen
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Lying Dirty Nickel
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RichieRexic Doesn't Need Timberfake
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Warning This Video Is Not Suitable for Children
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Message From RR to Pucker
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**Update** Amber Alert On Leper
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Westwego Tr@mp Exposed
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RichieRexic Has Friends
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Team Pucker
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RichieRexic is Green With Envy
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The Real Deal
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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RichieRexic
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MySpace Or Yours?
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The RichieRexic Plague
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
the third one in with the black on isnt bad
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aye ess you Reply:
February 8th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
ya i bet it you saw them girls in real life you’d change your mind. sucks that this lead to the end of them. it woulda been nice to have some entertainment this year when carpenter lost games for us.
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Ray Reply:
February 15th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
You’re illiterate!
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Anonymous Reply:
November 15th, 2009 at 11:36 am
No sh*t !!
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