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Posted in Utah State | June 29th, 2011

Posted in Dirty TV, The Dirty, Utah, Utah State | September 8th, 2009

I have a feeling that this video submission will not make funniest home videos.

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

Posted in The Dirty, Utah, Utah State | June 23rd, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Beginning on July 1, Utah is reforming its woefully outdated liquor laws in an attempt to both enter the 21st century and woo much-needed tourism revenue. Totaling 187 pages of legalese, the overhaul comes in two parts and will help break down the state’s notorious “Zion Curtain”:

A: Like the rest of the nation, mixed drinks throughout the state will now contain 1.5 oz of liquor as opposed to a mere 1 oz of liquor.

B: More importantly, bars will no longer have to be “private clubs” in order to serve customers. Previously, drinkers had — yes, it’s true — to fill out an application and pay a fee in order to be served in a bar.  Hence — wink, wink — members of a club.

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How hard was that?  Next will be Gay Marriage and then maybe in 17 years Iran might see freedom?- nik

Posted in Utah, Utah State | June 10th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wow, kegstands at a wedding!  What every little girl dreams of….oh, and check out his for the gays hair cut.  Stay classy, Utah!

I would be getting wasted too if I married a girl from Utah.- nik

Posted in Dirty TV, Utah, Utah State, Vanderbilt, VCU, Villanova, Virginia Tech | May 13th, 2009

That guy must have done time. Looks like repressed memories of people sneaking up on him.- nik

Posted in Utah, Utah State | May 12th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Looks like I found a new horse for your dirty stable. I don’t think you have any Utah horses yet?

Those chompers could cut through metal.- nik

Posted in Utah, Utah State | May 12th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is trying to pull off the whole RR headband. Who do you think looks better?!

I’m more disturbed by that belt, I doubt anyone would ever want to pollinate that flower.- nik

Posted in Las Vegas, Utah, Utah State, Would You? | May 8th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Barby and her friend in Vegas. Would you with either of them?

Answer: No. Why are they all dressed up with WWE wrestler belts. They are not champions.

Posted in Utah, Utah State | May 1st, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik #16 is JC she is pretty much in every modeling event that goes on here.  Obviously there is a reason for that she is smokin.  throw some +2′s on her and I think she would be your soul mate.  #17 isn’t bad either, if only she was that many years younger.

I think those numbers are how many rubles it costs to marry them.- nik