Posted in VCU, Washington DC | April 9th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok this guy goes by the name John or Johnny his real name is BRAXTON and he’s either italian/puerto rican, or lebanese/italian…. basically he’s a pathological liar, he’s an american all white claims to be mixed. He also claims to have bounced for clubs all over dc, new york, or miami, he hasn’t ever bounced in Miami or New York. He is also a freaking predator and will take home any grenade and “raw dog” them, he also has an DRD of lumps on his penis. This guy claims to own a few gyms and be a personal trainer which he is not, this guy lives at home with his mother. He lies about his age so don’t believe anything he says, hes 22 yrs old, trying to get into any club for free like he knows everyone when in actuality he doesn’t know shit. You’ll see him around M.I.A., LIMA, CURRENT, OPERA, and EDEN…. Look out for this wannabe guido! Hes not from NEW YORK, he memorized street names and claims to know the place like the back of his hand…. this guy is a fraud don’t believe his ass.
The Ed Farty board shorts explains it all.- nik
Posted in Philadelphia, The Dirty, VCU | April 6th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, self post for your opinion. You always say nose job before +2′s… Although I already accomplished the +2′s, should I have gotten the nose job before the plus 2′s?
It looks like you already got a couple nose jobs that went south. I’m guessing you are the Soccer Mom that goes around telling people your nose is real.- nik
Posted in VCU, Washington DC | January 9th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is really cute, shes the only afghan girl living in the Northern Virginia Area that has managed to hide her dirt well. I mean i know she dated some guy she stole from her friend Ruba Akhtar, but i mean every girls had at least one boyfriend right? Her brothers are Wahab and Tawab Ebadi and they have LITERALLY screwed every girl in Virginia!!! They’re such low lives, zarlasht is cute but has the BIGGEST attitude, I think her brothers deserve this, here she is guys finally UR SISTER ON DIRTY. Now u should think twice before posting other girls . So anyways Nik i know u have very selective taste, so WOULD YOU?
Answer: No, her muffin top bump is bigger then her lady bumps.
Posted in VCU, Washington DC | January 9th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, PLEASE PLEASE put this girl on BLAST! THIS GIRL SWEARS SHES A VIRGIN AND HAS NEVER BEEN TO A CLUB IN HER LIFE! She loves TALKING about girls and forgets how big of a slore her and her “best friend” SONYA GAKK( who is already on dirty) are..they’re such a joke!! They both talk sh*t about one another to people and we just laughhh. NIK this girls had a thing going on with her bffs ex bf. I mean theyr’e such f*ckd up friends! And Neelam we allll know u screwed WAHAB, TAWAB, AKBAR BAHER, JAWAAAIIDDDDD and many more! No ONE IS BUYING UR VIRGINITY story! Get the f over ur fat self u ugly SLORE! 2 faced Bi**h!
Someones buying it alright. I’m sure its advertised on about a dozen sites.- nik
Posted in Richmond, The Dirty, VCU, Would You? | December 27th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we all know you love blondes… obviously you married a hot ass one. Anyway, I’m sure you think here in Richmond we have no hotties, but Nik don’t forget this is the home of Night Rider. Here is a smoking hot, young and sexy brunette for you. I have to ask Nik, would you?
Answer: She is cute for a normal looking chick. I need more intel if I am going to take one for the team. Strange from Richmond does not sound sexy to me.
Posted in Richmond, VCU | November 11th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alana Abdul Hafiz. I don’t even think i have to explain myself on this one. The photos should do all the talking. I knew her in High School when she was about 16, hitting up the local night clubs screwing every willing promoter that could pull enough strings to allow her & her friends to drink illegally. As you can see, her friends aren’t much either. In College she got dumped by her long term boyfriend because she couldn’t keep her legs closed, “Freshman 15″ is an understatement. Now she gallops around campus thinking her sh*t doesn’t stink, when only a handful of people know shes been cheating on her recent boyfriend for over a year now with a guy shes obsessed with back in her hometown Ashburn. Nik, what do you think of the webcam pics by the way?
At least she cropped out her stretch marks…I’d like to know how her pits end by the middle of her boobs, what up with that.- nik
Posted in Richmond, VCU | September 20th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ariel. She moved to Richmond to go to VCU and her life spiraled down once she arrived. She went from being a cute girl from California to a fat alcoholic in debt who failed out of VCU and whose parents made her move home to work at a grocery store in the middle of nowhere. Everything about this girl’s life is tragic now. Every time she drinks she pees her pants and will black out and wake up in strangers beds. Never once has she gotten her p*ssy checked out by a doctor so god only knows what this b*tch is carrying. She wants to move back to Richmond but she needs to STAY AWAY and stop taking pictures of her nasty tits.
Doctors visits cost money, remember she does work at a grocery store.- nik
Posted in Richmond, VCU | March 7th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: She thinks her shit doesn’t stink but in reality, she needs…a major nose job, boob job, butt lift, a real tan, therapy, counseling….every enhancement possible. But we need you to tell her like it is (the truth) so she will wake up and better herself by making a change, for the better.
She doesn’t need any enhancements cause it would be a waste.- nik
Posted in Richmond, VCU | February 17th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with this girl? She’s sweet and smart. No one has nothing bad to say about her, but her attitude makes her much more beautiful then most sexy girls that you see.
Answer: No, she has saggy cheeks and undoubtedly an even saggier body.
Posted in Richmond, VCU | April 30th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do I begin with this one again….Im doing this out of pure hatred. This complete tool-bag Tom goes to VCU. Calling girls obscene things while he struts his muscles around thinking his $hit doesn’t stink and while banging out every girl within arms reach (I dont know how or why) and being the biggest d-bag trying to be like his hero, Tucker Max, he fails. LMFAO! He belongs on the Dirty. Nik, help us out on this one!
Keep trying to be like Tucker Max, he is a tool box just like anyone who is following his douche like ways.- nik
