The Dirty

Posted in Portland, Yale | November 21st, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so sad… ladies if you can’t afford a real medically gifted & talented artist doc… I suggest don’t do it. A $1500 boob job that you can get $ for in 60 minutes sounds like the kind for boob jobs I see all over the US. Must go to Switzerland ladies……do your research.

That looks like a stolen image.- nik

Posted in Dublin, The Dirty, Would You?, Yale | September 8th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I love your site and have never seen any Irish girls on it, this is Georga Salpa shes an the number 1 Irish model at the moment.  I think shes stunning and has the perfect body her boobs are real the only problem is that shes banging Callum Best which is gross cz hes pig! Anyway wanted to know would you? And how do you join the dirty army from Ireland?

Answer: No, she looks like a Kim Kardashian knock off… not very original and makes me mentally think she is hairy as hell down below. 

**Also, to join the DA just go to TheDirtyArmy.com and sign-up.

Posted in Would You?, Yale | October 7th, 2010

Posted in Dirty Cheerleaders, New England, The Dirty, Yale | February 19th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a cheerleader at Yale College. I think she’s just gorgeous and she is obviosly smart to be attending Yale.  I had to ask you would you with this girl, now nik take this into perspective, she isn’t the hottest but overall with brains and beauty would you have little nik richie’s with her?

There is no shot that this chick goes to Yale, she smell like American cheese and has the skin color of an Oregon resident.  She is a solid 4.7782667 which is way too high of a score for Yale students.- nik

Posted in Yale | May 14th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Eric and his girlfriend. The only reason this nasty tooth loser is with her is a lot of drugs.  This guy is so unfaithful, he would f*ck anybody he could if it weren’t for his grill which makes everybody run for the hills.  This guy does not deserve a girl like this.

If a chick had a mouth like that, she would be feared by every Greg in the world.- nik

Posted in Yale | May 13th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Wes, looks like this mini greg was a little excited during practice.  Wonder if he was checking out his fellow gregs or the girls, non-the-less he should keep that sh*t under control.

That is no Master Greg…servant Greg maybe.- nik

Posted in Washington DC, Westside-AZ, Xavier, Yale | April 30th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Who does this guy think he is?

King of the Tropicana TV.- nik

Posted in New England, Yale | April 16th, 2009

Posted in Yale | April 15th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this fruitcake is Eddy.  This guido thinks he is gods gift to women, he says he models with some big modeling company but all his pics are self taken.  This guy wears make-up or cover-up and stares at himself in the mirror for hours a day.  I have never seen a guy take longer to get ready then a girl until him.  Eddy is lame and needs to work on his women skills if he is gunna live up to the reputation he gives himself.

I don’t know what’s worse, his chain or that awesome belt. What a douchetard.- nik

Posted in Yale | April 14th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick is a big f*ckin tease.  She wears skimpy clothing flirts heavily with you even does a few greg touches a kiss here and there and still will do nothing.  This b*tch won’t even give a BJ or touch your greg with her bare hand.  This girl has given myself and many others blue balls playing with guys emotions like that, then she will get mad if you try anything and say she thought you were just friends.

I bet she has teeth that look like she chews on pennies. I decided.- nik