The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chicks name is Francine, aka, Fran the man. I’m sure you can tell how she got that nickname, just look at her face! She’s dirtier than a monkeys *sshole on a hot jungle night. She’ll bang anything that she smells within a 5 mile radius. This chick sweats like a biggest loser contestant on day 1. And not because she’s working out, just because she is a sweaty man beast. She already has a joint dirty page with her friend Ashlee that by the way, is too sweet to be on here. The comments pretty much sum her up in a nut shell and are right on point. I guess Fran the man got really butt hurt with all the comments about her flappy jack titties, that she went and got silicon ones. Her feelings must have got really hurt to go through all that. The sad thing is, even with her fake boobs, she’s still ugly as f*ck. Can someone say butterface? This sk*nk has needed her own dirty page for a while now. It’s her time to shine!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik She got posted less than a month ago, and I think she partied HARDER instead of getting the wake-up call. Instead of taking care of her baby Ashleigh Constantine is now dating an ugly drug addicted loser (who has no problem with her abandoning her child all the time). All pictures used for this post were taken after her last post! She constantly talks about herself, never mentioning her child. Most of her status’s involve “smoking tree’s”, “getting sh*tty”, and going to raves. She is addicted to harder drugs then pot, and drinks all the time even though she’s only 18. She posts pictures wearing only lingerie and loves the attention she gets from the 30+ guys commenting. This little girl is the definition of slut, put her on blast. Hopefully she’ll get the wake-up call she desperately needs, or ONE OF YOU FINE HOUSTON RESIDENTS WILL CALL CPS AND SAVE THE POOR BABY.

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jordan Sturdivant is an ugly, entitled b*tch who thinks she is God’s hottest gift to planet Earth. In high school, she always used to talk about how many people love her and hang out with her and all the boys who are “totally into her”. Someone should tell this girl she has the worst horse-face since Sarah Jessica Parker. My newsfeed on facebook is backed up with expensive professional photos oh her and her curly headed boy toy. She even followed the guy to college at Texas State due to the fact that she’s so down on herself and can’t survive without the approval of other people. She claims to be super christian, but doesn’t act as pure as the bible asks her too. If you’re going to walk around and tell people how morally superior you are, you can’t go around your small town and blow all the guys you think are cool. That just makes you look like a trashy sloot. Someone needs to fill this girl in on how sh*t works in the real world.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is another self proclaimed model. Seriously who the hell told this girl she was good looking. You are ugly and flat as f*ck, you are not hot you are trash. Whoever they were need to get their eyes checked. This b*tch is the most conceited hypocritically b*tch ever met. She is always talking about how girls are sluts and dumb but she needs to look in the mirror and realize what she’s seeing is her. She thinks she’s so much better than everyone because she doesn’t drink. She tries to pull it off that she’s not a sloot but every guy wants her but the truth is show her a little attention and you can get in her pants just like that but be careful she turns into an obsessed bitch. The creepiest thing about her is she has major problems and has even choose to cut herself numerous times, seriously bitch get a clue you’re not cool you’re not hot and you are just a slit that guys want to hit it and quit it so get off your high horse and just accept the fact you are used all the time.

THE DIRTY ARMY: This hairy Kardashian’s name is Sam Pelle. Dirty little hampster. Let me start off by saying this girl is one of the biggest E-Tards I know. She cycles through men by cheating & finding her next fix. This girl is a straight-up whore. She’ll do anything ANYWHERE. Slip this girl some drugs, or show her the slightest bit of attention and she’ll be sending you naked pictures of herself holding dildos before you know it. She thinks shes cute with her cheap costumes, hooker clothes, and toddler jewelry, and tutu’s. But wait! It doesn’t stop there, this girls brain is so fried from drugs, I don’t know how shes functioning. I’m going to have to go ahead and blast this fugly sl*t after last weeks incident at the club. Me and some of my girlfriends watched this little teeny bopper doing the walk of shame out of a bathroom stall with some RANDO dude, after she had just showed up at the club holding hands with her drug dealing boyfriend. Poor guy. Wonder if he has any clue what a sk*ank his girlfriend is. Now a new member to Kelly Gray’s “GO GO GADGETTES.” My oh my Kelly Grey, have your standards dropped. Are you letting ANYONE become one of your “go go’s” now days? I went to high school with this girl. Is she even 18 yet? What are a bunch of mid ages girls in the 20′s doing hanging out with jailbait? GoGo girls are up for anything that provides a buck..so I guess this bushy eyebrowed kardashian e-tard will fit right in. Next time Kelly, try not to pick someone to add to your band of wh*res who has the body of a 15 year old little boy. I do find GoGo’s a little ridiculous. Having them at a party completely changes the vibe from that of art and music to the washed out, materialistic feel that the bay area is rank with. This is why festival campouts are the sh*t. At those events there are no gogos, instead they have fire performers, THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT! They actually train for years and most of the time have to pay for insurance to remove liability from the event producers. Some 18 year old rave slut who wants to feel like she’s famous and get with all the DJ’s even though she can’t tell the difference between a prefab set and vinyl is not worth paying to bounce around on stage in a sparkly bikini and with a baby binki dangiling from her neck, twacked out from all the drugs, pupils the size of a fool moon Get a real job ladies, and some class. Don’t take nightlife too seriously laides, ya’ll act like this is a career or something you devote time to and practice for when honestly none of you can really even dance that well. Go Go’s are stripper rejects. Anyone who dates a go go is a retard. They almost all do drugs, bang the management and blow the dj talent. This is a fact.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so this is Krista Mckinnley. She is the biggest, nastiest, crustiest sl*t you will meet. She f*cks anything she can especially men that are taken. At one point I thought she was my friend until she f*cked my boyfriend. Anywho between her stretch marks, huge nose, disgusting teeth, and  sagging tits… her vagina is three miles wide. Her other babydaddy is locked up for kidnapping and torture. Please people don’t get sucked into her gaping v*gina.

Is that a greg popsicle…her friends know her to well.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the girl in the picture is Nicky Pierce the guy with her is her husband who its stationed in Fort Hood. The other guy is Jake Knack a friend of the 2. Nicky spent the last 2 weeks with Jake and then they came up to Buffalo where they grew up for Jakes bday. I ended up at his party bc Jake and I had been talking for a couple of months and I was supposed to go to his military ball. Well long story short I left the party because every time I turned around the two of then were making out or grinding on each other. They both disappeared for a long period of time after he started paying more attention to me because she dragged him away. Does she not remember shes married? I hope her husband or one of his friends sees this post and puts her on blast. There were plenty of people at that party that saw this all happen and they know her husband so he can ask them. I didn’t get a pic of them together because I was so mad I didn’t really think about it. I don’t get it Nik whats the point to marriage when there are people who blatantly dishonor their vows?

Money + a place to stay.  Army guys are easy pickings for gold diggers.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i would like to call this girl out on being a fake. I received a friend request from her on facebook and laughed as i browsed through her pictures. She claims her name is Markie Lasarow yet all her pics say “Dee Marie” and no one ever comments on her pictures or has real friends at that. Please help expose this sad girl who cant use her real pictures, so she can quit.

Cyber fail.  That dudes never gunna make any money off his profile.- nik