THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m excited to write this, because I’m guessing I’ll see it posted on your website. After all, if this heinous b*tch can’t make front page, nobody should! Meet pig-faced Kyra McGinnis, the infested, stunted sloot who has sucked or f*cked just about every d*ck that has ever been tossed her way. She’s a fake-tanned, fake-blonde, fake-nice bitch who thinks it’s fun to f*ck other girl’s boyfriends, although why those boyfriends think it is fun to f*ck her, we will never know. I promise, this girl is even worse than she looks. If the echoing hallway v*gina weren’t bad enough, please consider the fact that this girl is literally a c*kewh*re. She dates this hot piece of *ss Scott Webster who’s like 40 and 500 pounds just because he sells c*ke. What a keeper! She’s been a c*kehead for years (although the layer of pudge uniformly draped across her midget-proportioned body would suggest otherwise) and in Scott, she realized her ultimate dream: SEX in exchange for FREE C*CAINE! Scott’s not the heaviest of Kyra’s baggage though: her fat loudmouth best-friend-whale-sister Kalynn goes everywhere with her, unfortunately for everyone. Kalynn thinks she owns the Earth, when in reality, it just seems that way because she takes up so f*cking much of it. If this post prevents only ONE unsuspecting, wasted, Billy-Bob Thornton look-alike from sticking his dick inside this trash bag of unparalleled filth, then I will have accomplished my goal in writing this. So, world, you have been warned. Seriously. WARNING.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out a weekend at Indiana University. Personally I think its a great campaign to help a lot of kids make their decision on college. Because lets face it, college is only good for one reason… and that is to have much sex as possible, underage drinking and drug use. Do you agree, how great is this?
All this video proves is how beat the chicks are in Indiana. I will be at Ohio State in 2 weeks… please tell me the U is next level.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you can’t get any worse than this. Athletes getting wild! This is L**sa Gre**am on the softball team. I heard about this girl a few times in passing with other friends. She is a sloot wh*re. She is an athlete at OSU who likes to sleep with other athletes, particularly football players. When I say sleep with, I mean suck off. I don’t think they would even fu*k her. She’s given head to most of the football and basketball team JT moore, Chad, Sully among the most famous names. I’ve met her like twice, she tries to act all innocent but she’s not fooling anyone. One of my football player friends told me she is on a certain wall in their locker room where they write down hoes. “L**sa Head Queen” is what is currently written. She just wants the recognition of football players and basketball players. To her, sleeping with them is like winning white girl olympics. And her half asian friend isn’t an apple to far from this tree.
Hefty chicks (I mean softball chicks) are gossip queens, what better thing to talk about.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet C0le C00per. This is not his first trip to TheDirty and I’m sure it will not be his last. This fggot is not only a liar, he is a thief and he will try every lie to get out of any situation. Oh, and he ALWAYS threatens to call the cops because he’s a huge vagina. So here’s the scoop. On new years eve I was having a party with my closest friends and uninvited this kid shows up. Every time he asks if I’m throwing a party I would always ignore his texts and pretend he didn’t exist because he may as well not. Anyways, as the night is coming to an end I go downstairs to grab my MacBook Pro and what do you know…It’s gone and he is the only one leaving at the time. Long story short he goes in to pssy mode and threatens to call the cops on me some off topic bullsh*t. So… this sounds like a terrible story, but damn does it get better. A couple days ago I get a call from an old friend and he’s at a party and he asks “Hey did some kid named C0le C00per steal your laptop?” I reply with Yes. His response is “that kid is at this party with a MacBook come down here” So I went to the party, he tried to lie his way out of it again, but I had proof because. I brought the box with the serial # on it and proceeded to call the cops because he would not compromise. The cops came and as they pulled up he starts to cry and says “I’m sorry I stole your laptop” BEST PART OF THE STORY So I’m browsing my computer the next day and he leaves his email logged in so I get a little nosey and check his sent mail and what do I see? Tons of naked pictures of himself all sent to MEN through Craigslist ads! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA What A LOSER!
Why wouldn’t you submit those pics, give this kid another reason to wet the pillow at night.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, while most of us are just now beginning to enjoy the snow in Ohio, I know a few others who started the celebration early. Pike brothers, Matt, Austin, John, and Anthony were enjoying it way back in October and it almost cost them their brotherhood. Apparently drug use is something Pike doesn’t take lightly and their fellow brothers decided that expulsion was the way to go. Unfortunately for them, they weren’t able to get rid of them. But don’t let out that sigh of relief yet, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before your “friends” and IFC find some way to get rid of you for good. Didn’t know Revenge of the Nerds was coming out with a fifth.
Another reason fraternities are for the gays.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this filthy b*tch is Sara Cwynar of Columbus, Ohio. Shes a nasty 35 yr old washed up stripper turned prostitute. C*m dumpster. Trashy, gutter, wh*re, heroin junkie. Currently working with the local, state, and federal authorities as a Confidential Informant and is successfully bringing charges on all her ‘friends’ or known associates. Shes a dirty rat, wire wearing, snake in the grass. Shes a dope fiend and has a huge mud swamp of a p*ssy from all the dirty old men shes f*cks for money. $20 easy might I add.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kristina Hoffman. She’s the only girl of her graduating class to do absolutely nothing with her life. She was supposed to go to Cosmetology school BUT she quit that too… just like everything else in her life, including washing her v*gina. Because that sh*t stank. Probably because she wraps big black d*cks in saran wrap when she’s out of condoms. She’s become Columbus’ dirtiest club rat, so if you’re looking for a free ride for the night, she’s your girl! She posts endless pictures of herself, but only at angles where you can’t tell that she has a chest like a little boy. You’d think black guys wouldn’t like her because she has no *ss… but when you find out that her v*gina is a lose playground, you’ll know that she’s gotten around. She has no shame, no standards, and no morals. So ladies, hide your boyfriends, because she’s on the prowl!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been on Céllan for almost 4 months now & I’m down 60 pounds! I know I still have a long way to go, but thank you for inspiring me to get fit & look better!
Scooby don’t give up! This sh*t works you just need to take the pills and not drink beer. DA Strong! Congrats on your weight loss Columbus… keep going.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I have a really good story for you here. This b*tch goes by the name of Br!tt@ny H31s, aka KIMBER at COLUMBUS GOLD STRIP CLUB, is the sleeziest, most scandalous wh0r3 in Columbus. After getting kicked out of her own home for drinking, a nice, compassionate soul named Katie Hewitt (yes she is on your site) brought her in and introduced her to all of her friends, in particular one named Mary Schultz. Mary, being another kind and compassionate soul, allowed Brittany to move in with her RENT FREE. Finally, they got an apartment together. To pay for the apartment, KIMBER began stripping at one of the nastiest strip clubs in town. DONT GET ME WRONG, this girl used to be the sweetest, most innocent girl around, but now all she is is a huge F@$# UP. Anyways, while Katie was away for college, KIMBER had sexual relations with a one Jack McKnight, while he also was having sexual relations with Katie. OUCH. Good best friend RIGHT? She then did the same thing to Mary. Pushing all that aside, her wonderful friends forgave her. BUT the happy ending is not here. Just recently, she left her friend Mary, at the bar while she was so intoxicated she could barely see out of her own eyes. Struggling, she made the daring walk back to her car to await Brittany’s assistance. THE ASSISTANCE NEVER CAME. Mary had to drive home in fear of a DUI. BUT THE DUI CAME ANYWAY. Brittany has since then NOT tried to contact her “bestfriend” Mary/roommate BECAUSE SHE IS TOO BUSY F*CKING EVERY BAR TENDER IN COLUMBUS FOR FREE DRINKS. She has slept with over 6 bar tenders in the Park St complex and now that they dont want her, she has no where to turn. Her only friends now are strippers. TYPICAL. Oh and plus she thinks she’s the sweetest, sexiest bitch around… NIK, I can’t even ask if you would, because I know you wouldn’t, BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
Is she really a stripper or does she just dress like one?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Bailey right here isn’t even old enough to legally drink in the bars but yet she manages to get wasted every time she goes. She prob goes from dude to dude to get some shots. And as a guy I see what that’s easily done! This girl is gorgeous! How can her so-called friends let her act like this with us dudes while she’s sh*t-faced. So Nik, would you?
Answer: No, she has a nice rack but it still didn’t distract me from her muffin top.
