The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the girl im going to tell you about is absolutely the worst nastiest girl I’ve ever dealt with. She use to live with me and is working at The Club House where she is doing dirty deeds, she started dancing a short time ago and is already spreading like butter for anyone with cash, right now she is living with a customer named Clayton and using him to support her and her boyfriend. Not only that but shes been cheating on the two with other customers, she’s only been making money in the clubs because shes easy if you honestly look at her what man in his right mind would tip nasty creator face. I hate that she gives us entertainers a bad name. She should be working on Harry Hines where she belongs. BTW shes the one in the blue and pink.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you’ve probably thought you’d seen it all, but alas! Christopher Switzer is probably one f*cked up creature anyone sane would immediately flee from! Sure his seven inch d*ck would be seen by the world as something to brag about (he posted pics on craigslist, so desperate for a lay!), however if he knew how to use his c*ck that MIGHT be the case. He abused his last long-term girlfriend, spends all his money on video games, blames all his problems on the people who try to help him, and when he’s not doing the above, he’s breaking his grandmother’s finger/throwing a rake into his dad’s windshield. He’s a class A douche bag, that is incapable of making something of his pathetic life.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this want to be black chick is Bethany Mead who only sleeps with black men since the day she was born. She sucks d*ck for free and love catching white all over her for fun. Her name in Dallas is super head and let her tell it. She is the greatest in bed. So you are looking for a quickie, she is the one but make sure you wrap it up because who knows what she is packing.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls is from Amarillo Tx and her name is Crystal Ann Vargas aka Babydoll, that’s her stripper name when she works at the Jungle. This trick thinks she is da sh*t but ain’t even close. She has been stripping for a couple of years now. She talks a lot of sh*t about her client saying they are all fools for giving her money. First of all, a stripper with stretchmarks, bad knees and a big GUT don’t get money. Find out that she has bills in a drawer that accumulate up to thousands of dollars. Also eviction notices saying you haven’t paid your rent. She drives this beat up *ss brown truck. So tell me dose she get money? This girl is so fake! She talks mad sh*t about her girls friends and still hangs out with them. For instance this girl name Amber is supposedly her best friend. Amber is a freeloader, every time she goes out the the club she always says she has no money so Crystal ends up paying for the drinks. How can u have a job ful ltime job and not have money to pay for your own drinks? You must be dumb, Crystal. She also f*cked this guy  you were supposedly getting at and you still hang out with her. How sad is that? She also said many things about you but that’s another subject. Let me get back to Crystal Vargas. This girl is H*E and crazy. Most alocholics are that way especially when they have emotional issues, deadly combination. People beware!!!! like a sign you see (beware of dogs). Nik, have you heard of a crew-ca-banger? What it is, is your crew can banger her. All you have to do is give her 5 strong drinks and YOUR CREW CAN BANG HER. Toot Toot! She will f*ck mostly and thing if she had a few drinks up in her.This b*tch can’t suck a d*ck if her life depended on it. She is so dumb she google on how to suck a d*ck and still can’t do it. You know what they say, you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. So guys listen up, she is only good for a f*ck not a suck also strap up cuz you don’t want your d*ck looking like willie lump lump. Yeah the last picture is a real picture of her room and that is suppose to be a bed. Imagine the kitchen sink with pots pans and mold in them. SMH. Can u say dirty? I guess this is the place for it TheDirty.com.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ilyssa, aka Silk. In light of seeing her at Afterlife’s 8th anniversary party last night. I also ran into the guy who dumped her 3 years ago for the girl he’s married to now. I used to live with this girl, all she used to do is b*tch and complain about how this guy dumped her, how much of an *sshole he was, how big of a b*tch his wife is. Silk, there’s a reason he left you for this girl. 1. You’re not called “Tons of Fun” because you’re fun, you’re called Tons of Fun because you’re a fat sloot. 2. He probably left you for the same reason Christian left you, you’re a control freak who doesn’t do anything but fuck and beg for drugs. 3. Maybe he found out that you used to work for CC’s (another slut) escort service a few years ago. (Please refer to #1) I mean, what right do you think you have telling someone they can’t go see their own kid? I know, along with everyone else, that you can be a super cool, sweet girl. But when you see someone, or something happens that you don’t like. You MAKE SURE EVERYONE knows. Get over the fact that you weren’t good enough for Candy, and that he wasn’t wanting anything serious with anyone until he found his wife. Sh*t, be glad that the little Kandi kid guy didn’t wind up couch surfing, strung out on drugs, or dead. He clearly loves his wife and his family. Move on. Don’t hook up with guys just so you can control them. Christian just wanted to f*ck you and leave you to begin with but ended up stuck with you. I am so glad I don’t live with you anymore and I don’t have to listen to you complain about your ex’s anymore. ESPECIALLY ones from 3 years ago. Get over it already. Damn.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the ex e-tard announced today that she is pregnant. First thing she does? Post it on facebook for both friends and family to find out. This girl is barely 18, she has only been sober a few months, and is still taking spending her time taking mirror pics of herself and her boyfriend, and she thinks she’s ready to take care of a baby. Is it just me, or does nobody know how to use a condom anymore? This girl might have sobered up, but she definitely doesn’t have her life together. Think she needs to be falcon punched?