World’s Worst Stalker

Posted in Dirty DUI, New York | May 14th, 2012

World's Worst Stalker

World's Worst Stalker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,t his disgusting pig got 2 DUI’s, charged and on probation and continues to party it up in her local nasty bars. She is a stalker, fat, nasty and sleeps around. She lost her job, so I guess that is her way to make money. EW! What do you think?

I think that sharpie beard looks way too realistic on her, she’s like a tranny nightmare.- nik

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Doesn’t Know What She Wants

Posted in Dirty DUI, Santa Clara | May 1st, 2012

Don't know what you want? Hit up Alisa Hutchinson!

(Click on the image to see some of her friends and their hearts)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alisa Hutchinson, fake, bipolar and always gets what she wants! Nik, this broad has been running around the Electronic Dance Scene, thinking she can have every guy that comes her way. She hooks up with her friend’s ex-boyfriends, and has no morals or self esteem. When she feels insecure her solution is to get blackout drunk and end up with some random guy that she thinks she doesn’t know, but the guys are usually people who creep on her Facebook; she’s usually too drunk to remember that the guy was constantly messaging her non-stop the other week….She hops from the guy to guy, complaining that she wants a nice guy, when she’s had dozens of chances with the nicest most modest guy ever…All she ever does is complain and talk shit about everything, that its not even fun to hang out with her. Overall she is a negative slut who brings sadness to everyone’s lives. Please make sure this gets out to everyone. I was actually surprise she wasn’t already on here, i’m sure at least 10 people will comment saying they’ve experienced this crazy girl.

Those hearts are terrible.- nik

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Amanda Bynes Is Trying To Be Like Lindsey Lohan

Posted in Dirty DUI, Hollywood, The Dirty | April 9th, 2012

Amanda Bynes arrested on Suspicion of DUI !

Amanda Bynes arrested on Suspicion of DUI !

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amanda Bynes has been arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence in West Hollywood, California. The sheriff’s department there says it was about 3 a.m. Friday when an L.A. County Sheriff’s deputy “was stopped at the intersection of Robertson Boulevard and Santa Monica Boulevard preparing to turn right onto Santa Monica Boulevard when a black BMW driven by actress Amanda Bynes attempted to pass the right of the radio car, colliding with the right rear quarter panel of the radio car.” Although officials report there was only “minor paint transfer to both vehicles,” the damage was done: Bynes was taken to jail and released on $5,000 bail mid-morning. This isn’t the first time Bynes has had a brush with the law. Gossip Cop, which first reported the arrest, noted that just last month Bynes was pulled over by talking on her cell phone without using a hands-free device while driving, then sped away from the police officer. TMZ is reporting that its cameras caught Bynes as she “appeared to be extremely intoxicated” while getting behind the wheel as she left Hollywood hot spot Greystone Manor on St. Patrick’s Day.  I have no doubt in my mind that she is trying to be like Lohan, but that sh*t aint going to work.

Her face looks like it has potato infused vodka in it.- nik

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Nasty White Trash

Posted in Dirty DUI, Raleigh-Durham | April 6th, 2012

White trash nasty ass

White trash nasty ass

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Kelly Hunishen. She’s had 3 dui and shes only 24! She been to prison for it and drives a moped. She wants to do hair, but she sucks at it. She’s the biggest nasty sloot you’ve ever seen. She falls in love with any guy you who gives her attention. Her facebook is full of gangster lyrics and lame quotes. She cusses like a sailor that just lost his anchor. NASTY NASTY NASTY. It’s disgusting to even look at her, her teeth are ugly. Her dad paid good money to try and get them fixed, but they are still nasty looking. Her skin is the same as a women 20 years older than her. She her legs are skinny but her waste. She considers herself rock solid. But her BMI is pushing 32%. Ugly white trash.

She’s a wild card alright.- nik

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No Shame In Her Game

Posted in Dirty DUI, Orlando, The Dirty | April 4th, 2012

Shameless Ho

Shameless Ho

Shameless Ho

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashly Noelfo, she was posted in Miami on TheDirty but she is just a local Orlando worthless bottle rat. She really has no shame, posting pics of her all over the old trouts she f@cks…She’s seen slightly better days than here in her DUI mugshot, what do you think? Chin-Chila she is not! Disgusting.

Nic Cage is a hairy man.- nik

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DUI Crash In Portland

Posted in Dirty DUI, Portland | March 19th, 2012

DUI crash in the SW hills

DUI crash in the SW hills

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tyler P@tterson was arrested after he rolled his Honda Accord DRUNK! The Portland “Socialite” living life off family money isn’t going to make it out of this one untouched. Maybe its karma for what he has done to everyone else just because his followers believe he is on top of the social scene. So sad, Get help before you hurt someone! If anyone has the mugshot, Post it!

Is he a chick?- nik

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Look Who Still Lives With His Mom

Posted in Dirty DUI, Vancouver | March 12th, 2012

Look Who Still Lives With His Mom

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ew Nik, this guy right here is such a low life loser his name is Garry Schell hes 25 and he still lives with him MOTHER haha. He lost his job in 2010 by drinking his money and life away and never going to work because he was either too drunk or too hungover. since then he has been running around from shitty job to shitty job that he cant even hold for a month because he goes straight back to the bottle. he had a good job and his own place at one time, but when your a alcoholic that beats up your girlfriend and cheats on them all the time with nasty fat bitches who have stds then your probably not worth much. Have fun trying to sleep with any chick now Garry Schell you loser your gross and everyone can see it by the picture!

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Lisa’s Still At It

Posted in Dirty DUI, Winnipeg | March 12th, 2012

Lisa's still at it.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Oh Lisa Lynn Walotek, When are you ever going to grow the f*ck up. You lie about drugs (which I hope your lawyers are aware of *psst pepsi stays in your system for at least 6 months*) Taking more and more pictures of your eyes f*cking dialated so huge, you can barely tell your eyes are blue. Also, for someone whose been working out and doing the pepsi,, your thighs are so big and you can tell your still a chunky monkey. Every weekend that your daughter is at her deadbeat dads your out doing pepsi and who knows what else. Stop getting your pictures taken and keep your H** C legs closed, but you already f*cked everyone in the scene your in. Hope you realize that your daughter is at the age where she can see who is really watching and teaching her what she knows (ahem your mother) while you go to work and use your money for clothes and drusg and booze for yourself and she will realize how messed up you look when you do go home to finally take care of your child. Keep it up lisa, CFS is ONE phone call away and they will take your child from you and mitchell and you wouldnt see your beautiful child for a long time, if ever again.

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Rack City

Posted in Dirty DUI, San Diego | March 6th, 2012

Rack City

Rack City

Rack City

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kelli Laten, Billy Guittrez, and we can’t forget the FAMOUS Courtney F’ Baby! First off Courtney doesn’t even have her daughter. She sent her to NV to live with her mom so she could do H, put c*ke up her nose and sleep with every dude that’s dumb enough too actually touch her raunchy *ss!! She’s coked out just like Kelli and Billy. Supposedly she’s out here for drug court but hasn’t been to one meeting. She claims that her baby’s dad is Cory Cunningham (YEAH RIGHT) he wants nothing to do with the fat b*tch. The whole bunch goes over to the party house (Kelli and Billy’s) while there two year old is passed out and there four yr old is runnin around getting high off all fumes. They smoke blunts while there little girl is sitting on there laps and rail lines of c*ke off the kitchen table as she colors right next to them. They’re so disoriented and dysfunctional. Kelli probably fucks all Billy’s homies while he’s at work that’s if he’s even really at work and not fucking her friends. Just sayin. Kelli will leave her kids with anyone that will watch them. She might as well just sign them over. She rather be at the RACK every night anyways!! Billy doesn’t even drink that’s the saddest part of the whole situation, he has to go babysit her at the bar while she gets all sloppy drunk! I wouldn’t put it past her to drink and drive with her kids in the car.

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I Guess Thats How You Get Out Of A DUI

Posted in Dirty DUI, Kansas City | March 5th, 2012

i guess thats how you get out of a DUI

i guess thats how you get out of a DUI

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, say hello to Jonell. This b*tch has been all over Kansas City “hommie hoppin” with all her ex’s friends. She’s also best friends with Amanda Boeschen, the biggest sloot of park hill. Jonell here got arrested for a dui recently and goes all over town bragging about it like she blew the cop to get her charges dropped. She’s constantly begging for her ex to take her back like the pathetic b*tch she is. She’s also proud of all her one night stands, just ask her. This b*tch is a boyfriend stealing, cop blowing, fat *ss piece of sh*t.

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