Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Portland | May 16th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Well this is Bre Smith. The older sister of Alyssa Smith (also see). If she isn’t stuffing her fat face hole she is out f*cking everything that moves or probably even doing both. This nasty c*nt has had at least one miscarriage or so she says and has had DRD twice. Her “boyfriends” have told her they really just like her for sex and she still follows them around like a lost puppy and will be “suicidal” when they leave. She has been a home wrecker lately. There is no self respect with her! She has made fake profiles with her sisters picture just to lure guys in to see her or cyber with her. She isn’t above f*cking random people she meets on mocospace.com, cragslist, or the bar. She is the definition of a bar wh*re and she surely got it from her mom. She lies to her friends about everything so she can mooch anything she can. She works at a jack in the box and she has gotten high and drunk at work where she will spit in the food, or pick her snatch then handle the food. Her grandmother calls her a wh*re and sent her to California with a church to “get the demons out” and she was back in town with a even dirtier snatch, wonder why she got sent home!
Those fists look soft as a pillow. She’d own you in a pillow fight.- nik
Posted in Columbus, Dirty Army Strong | May 16th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can we please get your help identifying this westside trash? This scum sneaks into my house party unannounced. As soon as I realize that no one has any idea who he is, I remove him from the party. Once he’s outside, we notice he has a phone and an ipod in his hands (belonging to guests of the party). He makes a mad dash, and runs into a nearby house, refusing to answer the door. Once the police finally arrive, someone else answers the door, saying claiming they have no idea who this trash is, and that he escaped out of the back door as soon as he heard the cops. If ANYONE can help identify him, I’d greatly appreciate it. Missing items included a 32 gig Zune, 64 gig Ipod touch, Mytouch 4g, and a Samsung Galaxy Epic..
Stack out the house he jumped into, they know him…- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Vancouver | May 16th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, surprised this girl hasn’t been on here yet. Welcome the lower mainlands trashiest h*e Haleigh Anderson AKA Haleigh Marie. She sleeps around with any guy that she can, and looks for hookups on craigslist cuz she can’t get any human attention. Every few months she turns lesbian because any decent male pukes within ten feet of her! Somehow she’s managed to get pregnant a few times, and has apparently had to go get abortions done. She’s a compulsive liar so no one knows if it’s true! Once she found a Hindu on craigslist when she was 15 and hooked up with him for a chuck n f*ck. He got her drunk and came all in her hair, and she stumbled to her best friend Kevins’ house so he could clean her up. Once got gang banged by a bunch of n*ggas in a Surrey hotel! She used to hang with this rich kid Cole so she looks like she has class, even though she walks around with a fake orange spray tan and her fake coach bag. She’s so broke she stands around skytrain stations asking people for smokes, and even picks up old filters off the ground and rolls her own! Her gunt covered filet-o-fish trap reeks up the whole skytrain car. In the summer wears short shorts and you can see the hair growing from between her legs, nasty ass whore. You think that’s bad? She beat up her ex best girlfriend with her friend Dorianna, threw her off a bridge and onto the train tracks in the middle of the night. Class! She even steals makeup from the doller store and lies that it’s from MAC. Last but not least, she stole her hot girlfriend Kylie’s pictures and posted them as a fake facebook profile, pretending to be her to have online sex with guys. Everyone found out and it was the talk of the town for months! LOL! I could go on and ON about all the other dirt I have on this girl, but I’d like to see the stories everyone else has of her. Simply classy and never trashy is her motto, you know.
Is that line in her neck her chin?- nik
Posted in Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty | May 16th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my husband saw Tara Harper from Most Eligible Dallas the other day at a restaurant outside and she came up to him and they were talking about our dogs. She then started chastising him because we didn’t get our dogs from a rescue. SORRY but we can choose where we get our dogs and don’t need to hear your mouth. You run Paws in the City and what you don’t realize, although my dog is not from a rescue, I spent $5000 at a charity event last year and the year before that, called PAWS IN THE CITY to support YOUR CHARITY. Need not judge other people!!!!!! I thought you were an okay person since you do care about dogs and have started a charity, but you are just like every other FAKE Dallas NOT famous wannabe!!! I will still contribute next month to this charity because it’s not about how ugly and judgemental of a person you are, it’s about the DOGS!!!! THINK TWICE, TALK ONCE!! Maybe you should think about that one!
The charity is just a front for Tara Harper. I would save your money and look at other charities.- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Vancouver | May 16th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Tanna Yarshanko aka Tanna SkankHoe aka scum of the earth. She a good for nothing sloot who f*cks a new band guy the day after she leaves the last one. She has done nothing substantial in her life. She hasn’t graduated, doesn’t have a drivers license and has no ambitions other than getting sh*tty tattoos. Nothing Is Sacred is not a valid reason for getting a tattoo. Especially one that is crooked. PS Parkway Drive had the words first. She thinks she is so hardcore because she has dated 3 musicians in her life that only date her because she puts out. Sincerely, The Sacred Ones.
That tattoo couldn’t be more true….for her…- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Jersey, The Dirty | May 15th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, finally putting part of the Amie Hollywood thing to rest. She was a stripper in Guam. I worked with her there. If she says otherwise she is delusional. As you can see in the pics, she is right under the “Foxy” neon sign on the stage. This is a post with no rumors, BS, or hearsay. Just PROOF! Amie, stop lying!
Looks like you a BUSTED Amie.- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Portland, The Dirty | May 15th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Melanie Lowe and Karlee Andrew. They are so Flippin hot they should be our Portland Dirty Celebs.. Honestly they spend their time tanning and clubbing at 18+ clubs. They are well known throughout our area and have been on the dirty multiple times. Karlee Andrews got a boob job while Melanie Lowe focused more on the “alternative ” look , but regardless they are both overly tan with super huge t*ts. Nik , please give these ladies the crown of dirty celebs. They seriously deserve it.
The one with the bull ring is cut, but the Saved By The Bell looking chick has DC potential. I want more intel on her.- nik
Posted in Dallas, Dirty Army Strong | May 15th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amanda Machado has been posted on here a few times before but this time she has gone too far. She is what you call a c*nt, what happened to her? She used to have everything so together & now all she does is get embarrassingly wasted every weekend & ruining her reputation. She most definitely left the University of Dallas as the most hated girl at the school. First she turned into a pothead & got caught smoking weed by her parents earlier this semester & got cut off because her own sister told on her. Shes screwing her so called best friends ex boyfriend. And she stole everybody’s money by collecting $35 per person for the Seniors last day out on the lake before graduation. She promised everybody a good time on the lake with plenty of alcohol, food, & safe rides but delivered neither of the things & kept all the money to herself. Somebody should file a lawsuit against her for stealing all of our money. She lied to everybody & still acts like she runs the school. This b*tch is a pathological liar & finds enjoyment in other’s shame. how does it feel to be the number one hated person at your alma mater?? Please put her in her place, you are not hot, liked, or wanted. GET OUT OF OUR SCHOOL & NEVER COME BACK YOU FAT UGLY COW AND TAKE YOUR GREMLIN LITTLE SISTER WITH YOU! DA STRONG.
This sounds like high school drama, but she’s in her 30′s…I don’t get it.- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, San Diego | May 15th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this b*tch, Monica M. Cruz, 32, of San Diego, desperately needs called out for her disgusting wh*re self. She’s “married” to some guy named Brian, and has a son named Alex. She was in National Guard or something reserves, 2 weeks out of the year they travel somewhere. April 2011 This c*nt comes to Germany, sleeps with married men for the ENTIRE two weeks. Says she “loves them” and feeds them some sob story about how her husband Brian beats and rapes her and how she had cervical cancer, KARMA’S A B*TCH, HUH? Her “husband” apparently has money and she said shes only with him cause he puts her kid (its not his kid) in good schools, and blah blah GOLD DIGGER status. This is her second marriage, probably because she drained the first husbands accounts. Supposedly shes out of the military cause of her “medical problems”, i’m sure she didn’t do the army good anyway by being on her back the entire time. One confirmed case of her being a dirty sk*nk of when she came to Germany was for two weeks she was f*cking a 21 year old married man. HMM… that’s kind of disgusting. Probably feeling like shes OLD and thought being with someone 11 years younger would have some fountain of youth effect. Ashton and Demi didn’t work out hun, so start acting like a wife and a mother instead of some wh*re. Its pretty disgusting that shes sleeping with guys 10 years younger than her. Her kid is like 11, that’s only 10 years older than her child is. So sounds to me like she into little boys, oh and women, shes a big bisexual. Not judging, but just proving she doesn’t know how to get off her back. Everything about her is fake, boobs, everything. Something that that her “rich, wife-beating, rapist” husband bought for her. What an awful, terrible life she must have that she has to go around ruining marriages and lives. She supposedly was going to tell Brian about her sloot status while overseas but pretty sure that didn’t happen. She continued to email this married man until Oct 2012, still singin her sob story about how awful life is. But, the then wife of the married man hasn’t been able to contact her. So here you go! Hopefully this will finally put the word out to not touch her with a 10 foot pole if you care about your health. So on an ending note: Brian, your wife runs around on you with young boys. Alex, your mother is a disgusting whore, do not follow in her footsteps for you may end up with DRD. And I wouldn’t introduce your friends to her, since she has no class and f*cks around with young boys. Who I remind you ARE MARRIED. So hopefully somebody will run into her in a dark alley sometime, karmaaaa. And these pictures were sent to the married mans email straight from her. Probably proof that shes a sk*nk unless she sent pictures like this to her whole contact list. Stay classy, San Diego.
A traveling Charley Chaser eh. This is a new breed of sloot.- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty, Westchester | May 14th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Bam Margera has blown off seven paternity test appointments needed to terminate his parental rights in a step parent adoption case. What could be more important than either signing away or fighting for his son? Jet setting with girlfriend Nicole Boyd. The initial appointments were scheduled when he suddenly ran off to other countries to “grieve” and the most recent missed appointments were scheduled 4/9/2012, 4/19/2012 and 5/11/2012. On 4/7-4/10 he instead flew in his girlfriend and partied with her. On 4/19/2012 when he was allegedly camping with Nicole, his brother Jess, Kelly Margera, Apple and Novak. Then there was an appointment set for 5/11/2012, however Bam went to MI with Novak and Nicole. The mother of the child has never filed for child support because “nothing is worth dealing with him and his clique” and because she never wanted or needed a dime from the Jackass star, instead she wants his rights terminated so that her husband can file for a step parent adoption. Unfortunatly, in her state, paternity must be absolutely proven prior to a judge setting a hearing date. Margera’s camp initially told her to “f*ck off” in 2006 when she let them know about the pregnancy, and received scathing emails. Bam has never wanted to clear the matter up, despite repeated efforts by the mother to terminate the rights of the Jackass and bring the boy up with some normalcy. While she wants to keep everything out of the spotlight, I don’t agree! To date, as far as I know, he has never paid a dime and she has not taken him to court for anything in order to avoid backlash from his fans and/or a negative impact on both her military and professional careers. How about that bullsh*t? Won’t take care of, or aknowledge his child, but wont let a real man adopt him so a family can move on with their lives.
Bam, grow up already… just because you are a f*ck up in life, don’t take it out on your kid.- nik
