The Dirty

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 21st, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always thought Cassie was pretty hot. But what happened to her hair? She has a new album coming out but… Wheres the HOT Cassie?? She needs her own style again.

I blame Skrillex.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 21st, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a good friend of mine use to wear glasses when he was younger, and we made sooooo much fun of him.  Soon as he turned 18 and moved out, he stopped wearing them and refuses to put any on till this day (he is 24 now).  The kid is basically blind and refuses to get surgery as well on his eyes because he is way too broke and can’t afford it.  So for the past two weeks he was been talking about some hot chick name Miles Devin, and how she is the perfect one and how hot she is.  LOL, well I found her or should I say him online and don’t have the heart to break it to my friend that she is a dude.  What the hell should I do about this?  Can you start a fund for my friends eyes, so we can save his life?

Don’t tell your friend he is Gay. It will crush him. Miles can you send the blind kid an autographed headshot to rub it out to.- nik

Posted in Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty | February 21st, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw Keisha’s Valentines day and almost sh*t myself to see one of the hottest girls on earth to be with such a weird looking douche.  I don’t understand why a girl that can have anyone, would stoop so low to date such a dork?  How come this happens Nik, maybe you need to get her back on the show and give her some real therapy.

What does he look like? Someone submit her new dude… I want to see if he has Indian Kobe qualities.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty | February 21st, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to U of A with Alysson Holt and to be honest she was just your average girl.  Nothing special about her, non the less she was a sweetheart and glad I was friends with her for the person she was.  After you started posting her on TheDirty, you got her +2′s (Dr. Martin)… the girl blew up, everyone wanted to shoot with her and mainly, she went from a 4.54949 to a 7.209292 in a matter of 12 months or so.  She just put up these pictures and I was just AMAZED at what a hot woman she has become.   She is nearly a ten right now and I have no doubt, without you giving her the constructive  advice I don’t see her being as hot as she is now.  How do you feel about her development, and is she where she needs to be?

Shimderella can be better. I still see 3 things that need fixing.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 21st, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I watch your radio show every week and always see Scooby and JV just kissing Skrillex’s ass.  I don’t get what the big deal about this guy is… Personally I think he blows and don’t see why people think he is good.  Wanted to see what you think about him?

He can just turn knobs faster and jump higher than the rest of the DJ’s in the game. Also, he is the master at comb-overs.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 20th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Police Report- “She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions. “Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.”

Never forget.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 20th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Police Report- “Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. “Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

Never forget.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 20th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Police Report- “Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. “Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. “Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street. “Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

Never forget.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 20th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Police Report – “Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, ‘I’m going to beat the sh– out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’ “ The detective said “Robyn F.” then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer. “Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.’ “After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, ‘You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!’ “Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.

Never forget.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, Houston | February 20th, 2012