The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Is Christen Bauld. She is married to a Marine with a unit that is stationed out here in Hawaii. I honestly don’t even know where to start with this bi*ch. She has 2 daughters, one from a previous relationship and one with her now husband. These little girls are ALWAYS dirty. People have constantly called CPS on her but MP’s give you a notice before they come and check up on your house so she has time to get her girls all prettied up. They never bathe and are running around in her front lawn that is LITTERED with cigarette butts (smokes in front of her babies AND while she’s pregers) and dog sh*t. Next thing, her husband was deployed at the same time as my husband, she admitted to me that she cheated on her husband with 3 different Marines (and that was only a month into deployment) so when deployment was over I heard a total of 6 guys and she even tried to claim one “raped” her. She has vaginal herpes and didn’t tell any of the Marines she slept with! Can you imagine how far she has spread it on this base!! She leaves her children alone in the house while her husband is intoxicated and leaves to go drink with friends, once someone found her daughter on the floor crying wedged up under the couch!! This girl needs to be put on FUC*ING blast and told that having children and not taking care of them is NOT OK. And cheating your Marine while he’s deployed to Afghanistan fighting for his country is NOT FUC*ING OK CHRISTEN dirty bi*ch.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this creep Mike Norton is back. I don’t have to explain, the pictures do all the talking. He still is lurking at the local clubs. Nik and the DA, please watch out for this creep. Nik, why do old guys hang around the club so much?

Because they’re still able to stick it in warm holes.  Youngins are easily tricked.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where can i start of with this b*tch (Michael Ramirez)! This loser got his *ss kicked out of his apartment by his pregnant wife; for going out to the club with me and so i let his *ss crash on my couch with the chic he brought home that night! Whats worse his wife knew he was a flirt that’s y she didn’t let him take any ecstasy cuz she knew he would get fresh with all the girls in the club, well that’s what she told me! So, he lived it up in my house for a month and promised to help out wit some bills! I was asking $300 which is not bad for rent, light,water, food, his own room and used my car which he messed up the engine in and got a ticket in! Not to mentioned he smoked up all my weed! Now he claims i never had food when i have kids in the house so of course i got food! maybe he was talkin bout after he ate it all! And also claimed he always turned off the light and hardly took a shower! Can we say “sucio”! Plus he had his dog there who peed and shitted every where and ate all my dogs food! This kid know nothing bout responsibility. He says hes got no job to pay me! But couldn’t contact me to let me know! Hes a worthless dead beat dad who abandoned his nine month pregnant wife and daughter to f*ck around with every chic that came around luckily none of my friend gave him any time! At my birthday party i had a friend of mine say he drugged her drink but she didn’t drink it cuz it taste like medicine. But put it down and her friend accidentally drank it and pasted out on the kitchen table! That pissed me off and knew he carried a lot of pills so i went to check what he had. Just a bunch of energy pills and a prescription bottle in his name from the military. Which he got kicked out of. Probably for being a bi*ch! Now let say it together “Suuuccciiiooooooo”! Now he say im a b*tch for what i take care of my own sh*t, i got my own house pay my bills and got custody of my kids! Plus I’m not in a relationship so what the f*ck you gotta say bout me! Y’all don’t trust this worthless loser! HE will f*ck up ur life and loyalty means nothing to this p*ssy!

Couch surfers will always take advantage of you if you let them get too comfortable.  They’re good for nothing, not even dishes.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, put this noodle/ moke on blast. He think he is the hottest sh*t around Hawaii. He be always trying to flex and always talking about how big is he. This noodle stinks and always flex in his picture. Really? Who the hell would flex right next to the President. On is facebook, he alway talking about going to the gym and getting big. He iz a wannabe Zyzz. He should stop playing Modern Warfare 3 and start working. Stop playing with fake guns and get a real job. This guy is collecting welfare and doesn’t even drive. Nik, please put his *ss on blast. He call himself whysoseriousangrypanda. I think we should call him stinky Noodle. Much love from Hawaii. Da Strong.

Obama’s even laughing at him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Gia aka GiaFendi. She claims to be 42 years old, a Christian, and a mother. Then why is she posting ads on Craigslist and all these dating sites. Hell, I think she may be a man, look at those facial features. Nik, is this “chick” a man? Pls warn the DA.

If she’s strictly oral then there’s no doubt.  Otherwise her facial features have been drowned out by drugs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, beware of this guy. As a member of the Dirty Army it is my duty to report to my fellow DAers about this guy- Michael (Mike) Norton. Go ahead and look his facebook up. He’s very creepy. First he is damn near 50 and is always sweaty (especially his nose). He lives in Honolulu and preys on people there. He says he owns several nightclubs yet he is always working the door at the clubs and trying to act like a tough guy and trying to touch girls. He is rude, obnoxious, and low class. I googled his email address which is on his facebook and it turns out that this guy posts ads on “date in Asia” websites! WTF? This guy lists his email, IM addresses, phone number etc on his facebook. Sounds like he is desperate for attention. he tried to mouth off to my friend, he’s lucky my friend didn’t give him some free dental work. Nik- why are there so many weirdos like this guy. Please beware if you are ever in Hawaii. I need to warn the DA. Keep up the good work.

Does he wear a toupee?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Asia Dominici a stripper from ewa beach hawaii. she is now putting her dirty hands in your child’s mouth as a dental assistant. the reason i am blasting her is because she slept with my man. i really dont appreciate women who go after guys that are taken. that claim they are “just friends” but then lure him out to lingerie shows and clubs to get drunk and wipe her ass crack up and down his leg. then you nicely invite him to sleep over at your house, because he’s too drunk to go to his. then you strip for him and fck him. thanks a lot sloot bag.

Her hands have been in worse places then the stripper pole.- nik