THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Why is it that girls in Indiana flaunt themselves like this? Don’t they see that the rest of the world views this as fugly? I’m not even gonna ask because I know you don’t f*ck trolls.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick calls herself Jessica (her real name is Laura) and will not quit posting these fugly pics on FB. Shes super excited she got accepted into the Suicide Girls. I’m not sure who told her she is a model but she needs to put her damn clothes back on and take care of her husband and kids. Nobody wants to see those saggy t*tties!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jasmine Corey Vega. She is originally from Arizona but she f*cked the pilot coming to Indiana. She just got here and already f*cked the soccer team & baseball team! Doesnt matter if your black, mexican, puerto rican, white, or a damn midget she WILL f*ck you. She’s been here less than 6 months & already made her way to Chicago natives & was passed around by close friends after meeting them one night at a club. She is a homewrecker & the biggest sl*t to cross the states. Wanna ride? She is dtf for sure. She also made it a mission to ruin my relationship.
Your one of many. Take it as an eye opener, she outed your douche boyfriend sooner then later.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to the Superbowl and had field level endzone tickets. I got some funny ass pictures, while some of the performers were waiting around. Here is the all time classic, you should have seen these guys jerking around back here.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like the party rockers need a few performance tips. Like remembering to at least plug all necessary wires into your DJ mixer even if you plan to fake your performance. Looks like there are a few missing? -Techie.
These guys are manufactured artists. This doesn’t really surprise me.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of your site and love how you always speak the truth. People always stare at me and everyone tells me its because how exotic and beautiful my eyes look. I wanted to see what you think about them and are they really that exotic? Love you Nik!
F*ck your eyes… LaserAway that mustache and Boomerang Uni! Sorry, but I do not want your love.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since the companies leaked all their commercials that we will all see on Sunday all over youtube I have not been able to stop watching them. I still have yet to see a good one that will make me laugh, all of them suck balls. Here is a great example.
Without Cameron this commercial is pointless.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, smoked my self retarded this am. Came to work and did my usual… went to some blogs including thedirty, then opened up the chain mail from out staff with all the funny pics or videos everyone sends themselves. I couldnt stop laughing at this for some reason, what do you think? Don’t mess with Vader right?
That commercial sucked. Nobody is going to say, “Hey did you see that bug commercial?”. What a waste of millions of dollars.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I use to be in love with Adriana Lima. Today I was just watching the Superbowl 2012 commercials that will be getting aired on Sunday and I realized my love for her is gone. She is looking old and starting to get a little sloppy. What you think?
That commercial sucked. They shouldn’t of let her talk or show her teeth.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my Hoosier wife and I just wanted to pass along this hot little bolt o’ lightnin’ from Indy. She goes by the name Jessica and word is, she ain’t too picky. This is what waits for you here. So Nik, tell me truth. Would you?
Why your photographer wanted to see you with your top off is a mystery. PS: those ruffles are supposed to disguise the flap, not embellish it.- nik