Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | February 15th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this amazing girl is Sandra she is so beautiful, she has such an amazing body… he is one of the long lasting members of the jube jube club in the dirrty jerssss. HOWEVER something comes over her when she’s about to get her picture taken and she makes the face like she’s smelling a gross fart.. does she not realize every time she takes a picture she looks like something stinks!!!! Does she even know what smiling is?? Maybe she’s trying to avoid getting smile lines but she’s just going to get frown lines!!!! PLEASE START SMILING!!! please tell me you agree Nik?
Does anyone else notice that her rack is crooked?- nik
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | February 14th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Lindsay is part of the “jube jube” club. Her and the rest of her juju followers parade around the town like the sexy b*tches they are causing pure havoc everywhere they go, getting as wasted as they can, puking, falling asleep on chairs in public and getting as high on coke and e as they can.. Lindsay went and got herself some big ass fake t*tties and likes to show them off and put them in everyones faces. She likes to take tons of pictures but for some reason she always makes this weird face like someone is shoving a huge dildo up her ass and she likes it!!!! It’s TERRIBLE!!!! IT’S SO UNFLATTERING WHY DOES SHE DO IT???? since obviously no one will tell her will you please put an end to it and tell this chick whats up!
Lindsay, please close your mouth… it’s not lady like.- nik
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | February 9th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by “Juju” and she is by the far the sexiest girl in all of new jersey and she knows it!! She runs around town with a close group of girls.. Alyssa, Brooke, Sandra, Meredith, Chelsea, Lauren, Jackie, Lindsay, Gianna, and one chick that moved to Miami. They all think they’re the hottest b*tches around but really Juju, Brooke and the Miami chick are pretty much the only ones out of all them who actually are..that’s probably why they are the closest, although juju and alyssa talk about how they feel bad for all their other friends cuz they’re so hot and the rest are not. The only things stopping the Miami chick from being the sexiest would be her nasty ghetto nails that she paints and are always chipped, and if she was blonder (when she was in her prime she had fake nails and way blonder). What you think about these girls that run jersey?
The last picture sums up JuJu’s career.- nik
Posted in Jersey | February 8th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tell everyone to beware. This guy is all over the dating site Plenty of Fish (P.O.F) BUT he could also be on match or some other dating site(s). The little hobbit is 42-45 years old and probably a d 5’4, and lives Port Monmouth/Middletown NJ most likely with his PARENTS. LEE PETERSON had dated a friend of mine and STOLE $2000! BEWARE!!!
Why’d your friend have $2000 laying around. What does she do…- nik
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | January 28th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I frequent TheDirty.com a lot and also am a big fan of survior..big brother and amazing race. So today CBS released the official cast for this upcoming season AmazingRace 20 and it looks like the “normal” network (cbs) and show that everyone loves and watches with their families on sundays now has the MTV Jersey Shore rubbing off on them.. the cast is diverse, but they put 2 guidos in there. What do you think about this?
**I can’t believe Scooby and I didn’t make the final cut for AR 20 but these two douchebags did.- JV
People still watch this show?- nik
Posted in Jersey | January 27th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these messes are Hope Spangenberg & Mike Barilla (yeah, just like the pasta). The girl thinks she’s the sh*t & gonna be a NY mode one day. Her man piece before this one was a man in his late 40s who had $$ from pizzerias. She moved to FL with him for a while & had an ok pizza place out there, she came into a fair amount of money from an inheritance, dropped the grandpa & came back to NJ. The dude on the other hand is way worse!! Borrows money from friends that he never pays back & his parents who work hard for all they have. His ride now is due to his mommy who gave him a credit card & co-signed. Yet he goes around telling everyone he works for all that he has. BULLSH*T!! His ex before this moved in with him after he kicked 2 roommates (1 he borrowed a lot of money from) out & helped him lower his debt before he kicked her to the curb. This kid used to be on XPeeps trolling for p*ssy & his girlfriend now used to come over for “naked parties” & not leave for days (when she was around 18, she’s 21 now & he was at least 23). Years before these 2 got together, he bet one of his guy friends that he could fck her before the other dude ever got her number. Match made in Heaven right??? These 2 need to be put on blast because they’re fucking fake as sh*t, turn their backs on people when they don’t like something someone says or when someone can’t bail them out whenever they’re broke. So tell me Nik, what do you think?
The guys just taking advantage of a strung out chick (string bean girlfriend).- nik
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | January 27th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she’s only 17 years old but she is already destined for greatness. Although she is still very young and kind of has the most annoying personality on the planet she is the prettiest person I know. So Nik if say she was a year older, is she your brunette?
I do not judge 17 years olds. Ask me next season.- nik
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty, Would You? | January 26th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are a very picky man and very hard to satisfy. This is Michelle, a Jersey beauty queen. Just curious, would you with this Dime Piece? I don’t see how you cannot, if you say no… we all know you is bullsh*tting.
Answer: No, why does she have a lump on her vagina?- nik
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty, Would You? | January 26th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Karizma (that’s her real name). She thinks shes the hottest thing to come out of Jersey (not like that’s an accomplishment) Every guy thinks shes so hot, are they not seeing what I’m seeing? She looks like a giraffe… She has big boobs but then again mine could look like that if I wore a A cup Bikini top. I really didn’t want to post this because she loves attention… So Nik, Would you?
Answer: No, look at her nipple placement in the last image. Who are her breasts looking at?
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | January 18th, 2012
Tune in next Wednesday night to Nik Richie Radio as we have “The Unit” from Jersey Shore on our 25th show. Find out what really happens when the camera’s are off and the pressure The Unit must have trying to save a once popular show called “The Jersey Shore”.
