The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik…this is Elaine Kelly originally from Peterborough, ON now living in London, ON…who may appear on the surface to be “angelic” but is FAR from it! She is a Business Manager in a local retirement home where Elaine said she does all the work as her boss is a “f**king dumb ass”! She used to be with a guy (13 years older than her) in a “common law” relationship but got tired of looking after his kids as well as her own, so she started dating a married man, moved out…and dated him for nearly four years. She took this guy for everything she could…diamond jewellery, 10 trips, lingerie, concerts, furniture, rent money…because as she put it “I deserve it!” She even took a flat-screen TV from a former 80+ year old resident at her retirement home that she was going to “pay” $200.00 for but he knew her “financial plight” so it turned out to be a “free gift”. He also gave her a Turntable/CD recorder for free too! Another employee had been “walked out” for accepting gifts (against company policy) from the same former resident, but not Elaine…remember, she’s an angel!
Nik, this is the girl who didn’t go to school much and started drinking at 13 and said gave it up at 17. She didn’t graduate from high school but is a Business Manager? She got pregnant just after her 20th birthday and had a shot-gun marriage. She had another son with that guy and thought she was going to be a “lifer” so she had one more. Her boys, #1 works in a video store, #2 graduated from university, but works in a “bong” shop and #3 is just scraping through high school…maybe she should have stayed home and been a better Mom instead of going to a local bar and setting a continuous attendance record…22 days straight! WOW…she loved her beer but starting getting too fat for new bikini’s so switched to Scotch! She’d drop her 15 year old off at high school in the morning and then drop by her ex-boyfriend’s apartment for a quick f**k before going into work! (BTW she gets support from the previous “common law” guy and the biological father of #3…double dipping at its’ best!) At nearly 49 she says she’s slept with only four guys, C***s, P**l, R****t and D***d, but her lucky number has always been the number 5…calling # 5…now serving # 5…!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Hayley Albert, ultimate sloot of London, Ontario. She’s 24 years old and loves to suck on gregs… especially purple crayons. She is a known groupie of some cartoon making guys that have purple crayons. She dates a dude with a purple crayon but he’s not aware of her internet groupie-ness. She wants to sloot it up in the states, but somehow she never makes it there On Facebook she posts pictures of one of the filnobep boy’s kid, is it her kid? NO. I wouldn’t even touch her with a pole. I can’t trust how many purple crayons she’s had in her orifices. With that said and these pictures. Nik, I have to ask, would you?

Answer: No, her face still carries baby fat.  She realizes she’s not hot either which is why she fathers kids for a boyfriend.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jen Pyette and her scumbag boyfriend Byrn “Julius” Jones. Jen is a mother of a 3 year old girl who she never takes care of. She just pawns her daughter on others. I’ve seen her daughter before with marks all over her face, which looked like she had been slapped. She works as a personal support worker and was fired after she was caught stealing perks from a cancer patient whom she worked for. She is dating the biggest rat in Corunna (Sarnia). She’s a thief and a liar and her sister is no better. Her sister Leanne was fired from her job for stealing peoples tips to support her habit of perk addiction. These girls are straight up pathetic and disgusting drug addicts who need to be outed. They walk around, denying everything, calling themselves good people when it is so obvious they are not. Jen gives sexual favours to her baby daughter’s Father in order to support her addiction. This isn’t just all here say. I know her baby daughter’s Dad. They are the insects that inhabit this world and need to be put in jail to make the streets of Corunna safer. Pictures are of her and her dirty boyfriend Byrn. Obviously you can tell they are Perked out of their minds.

Her cheeks aren’t swollen when she looks at herself high.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need to put this dirty h*e on blast! Her name is Lorna Wernham also known as Worna! This piece of crap lost about 50 pounds and now thinks she is the cats meow. She actually works at a chicken barn and likes to smoke her bosses greg in between cleaning up chicken sh*t! The boss and his wife lost a little boy a few years ago and what is Worna say about that, only she is a b*tch, as she likes to justify her actions! Every one is a b*tch in her eyes, yet she is the one that is nasty to everyone and would sleep with any ones man at the drop of a dime! She has no friends, people laugh at her all the time behind her back! Trust me she is one ugly dog, I don’t understand some mens taste, but I guess when it is super easy? Put this sloot on blast Nik please! I know of at least 7 men she is sleeping with at this time, and I feel the partners have a right to know and protect themselves!

She looks like a heavily used cabbage patch kid.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is Chris Suich. He is the father of one of my best friend’s child and he is doing NOTHING to help her take care of their baby girl. He would rather spend his money partying and can’t keep a job more than a couple of months without getting fired. The only job this guy can keep is selling pot to his low-life buddies! This boy needs to be called out and every girl needs to know to STAY AWAY from this guy unless you wanna end up a single Mom like my best girl!!! Be a man, grow some balls and take care of your damn child! It’s not all your ex’s responsibility! WATCH FOR THE TATTOO ON HIS HAND!

He must be a regular at raves.  That’d explain the hand.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is the nasssssty SLOOT of London, ON! She thinks she is the hottest thing on the planet and sleeps with guys for $$. cigarettes and booze and is proud of it! She thinks she`s hotsh*t because she has 5000+ fans (aka perverts) who like her page on Facebook. She is a wanna-be model who can`t even afford bus fare to go anywhere and mooches off EVERYONE then trash talks them behind their back. This dumb b*itch is even claiming someone wants to write a book about her! LMAO! She lost custody of her daughter because of drugs and still smokes a ton of pot even while going through a custody battle. Pot is more important to this dumb broad than getting her daughter back!

That tats a little thin to cover your gut…nice try though.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong for 2 years from London Ontario. This Sloot i have for you is Carole Ann Grass. She is a dirty thief ( since she was 12 ), a purple crayon lover, a terrible role model (and mother!) to her kid. AND she isnt even 19 yet! She braggs about drinking all the time, and ‘keepin it real’ with gangstas and blacking out so she isnt responsible for sucking and fucking every 16 year old greg that gets near her. I wish natural selection would first take her, we dont need more and more dirty ugly trash in our world! This bi*ch has been on the same path as her sh*tty mom since this chick was 13. She wears the same stupid plastic-gimp necklace in all of her pictures. She thinks she is hot shit, claiming to be a ‘wifee\ getting ‘crunk’ all the time and posting pictures of boozing. I think CAS should get involved to protect her son. This chick lives with her first mom and her brothers, along with her son. Their house is a MESS and no one should be living in it.. As you can tell by the pictures. PUT HER ON BLAST NIK! You aren ‘t hot shit because you got knocked up at 17, ditch your kid to party with other underagers and thugs who think they are the shiat. COVER YOURSELF UP AND LEARN ABOUT SOME CLASS!!! She is East End trash and that I all she will ever be.

That bottom pic is from when she was pregnant.  She’s trying to hide the baby.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: this chick here is Kandi Vandendries i was with her for a while had to hear it from my bros that while i was off working the drilling rigs she was out fcking some other dude i didnt hear this till after she left me.

You made it out before the baby scare…count your blessings.- nik