Bobbie The Bed Hopper

Posted in Marshall University | May 9th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, bro this is Bobbie Dunfee. She has slept with every lame dope head in the city of Huntington in the past 4 or 5 years. She is 28 and now she is sleeping with a 50 year old broke junkie. His wife died 9 months ago and she crawled in the woman’s bed already (who does that) and ready to spend up the money the man is getting from the accident. She has some kids that she don’t take care of. Her parents have em cause they know she’s a h*e bag that has a different man around the little girls all the time, and she gets stupid high and passes out with them in her house. She is known to carry a different DRD around from time to time, FACT NOT FICTION! Shes just your common everyday nasty h*e. Just shooting a warning out about her cause on the real she has messed up some real good dudes and its crazy!

Collecting on the insurance money no doubt.- nik

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One Of The Prettiest Girls I Have Ever Seen

Posted in Marshall University, Richmond, The Dirty, Would You? | January 19th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’m a huge fan of your site and have a “Would you”. This is Miranda Harrison she’s from Richmond, VA but attends Marshall University. She’s one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. She’s a beauty queen studying theater. She has a beautiful face, and a nice body. So would you?

Answer: No, her face is overweight.

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Heather Does Huntington

Posted in Marshall University | January 18th, 2012

Heather does Huntington

Heather does Huntington

Heather does Huntington

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sleeze bag is Heather Stanley. She’s the dirtiest female I know. She claims to be this good mother but you can find her get sloshed with her friends Mary, Ashley, and Haley. Heather’s “baby daddy” Seth Frank.. if its even his kid is just as nasty. He took me riding on his motorcycle once and told me his miserable he was with her. I thought he was a decent guy til he tried to get me drunk and have sex with me. So glad I didn’t have my beer goggles on that night. Total creep! Heather text my boyfriend all the time trying to hang out but doesn’t get the clue that he doesn’t wanna mess with her nasty *ss. She still looks pregnant and her t*ts are super saggy. I don’t see how anyone would want to mess with her *ss. If you see this girl wrap it up.

You know you were made to be a big girl when elbows have pits.- nik

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Dirty Derek

Posted in Marshall University | January 17th, 2012

Dirty Derek

Dirty Derek

Dirty Derek

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche is Derek Mitchell a sophmore/football player at Marshall University. He hangs out at Barcode and Rehab on 4th Avenue. He’s usually trying to sleep with any girl wiling to put out or give him the time of day. He offers to buy them drinks and snorts pepsi. It’s sad his poor girlfriend Robin Waskowski believes he’s faithful but he’s constantly banging my roommate. If you see this man beware and wrap up he’s a total sl*t.

I see you’re not in uniform.  Glorified bench warmer.- nik

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Response To “Speaking On Behalf Of Many White Females”

Posted in Marshall University, The Dirty | September 26th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, WOAH. So that post that was put up a couple days ago got like 300 or so comments? Hah good for you Nik you eat up those tasty topics like candy don’t you. Controversial sh*t always brings out the most “intelligent” people.  Anyway, (No I’m not the poster of the other original! I’m just some random loser.) At first I just laughed and maybe even nodded when I read her opinions, like I’m guessing most people did to. But when I started to read what people were commenting, the lack of common sense floated around like a gross, stale fart. Do some people really think everything she said was bullsh*t? I mean of course it was a direct, offensive blow to the face of another race, but it holds some, well a lot truth to it. Here’s a scenario we are all familiar with by now in America, please bare with me. Instead of using a race to describe the “thuggish” people, select a member of any race that is gang related, Violent, uses Ebonics, is not educated, does not care to contribute to society, or doesn’t bathe well.  Any race you so choose. Now, this guy is standing on the street corner with five of his friends, when a drop dead gorgeous dime piece walks by. (Why is she even in that neighborhood??) He immediately begins to cat call her, harass her, even follow her all the way to her car. Of course she walks quickly trying to avoid him, but he is really persistent, and it’s starting to frighten her. Luckily she finds her keys and gets in fast, then leaves. Ok the point I’m trying to make is that ANY low life gross male out there who doesn’t respect himself, or anyone else, will treat females this way. There is a certain type of man that acts in this manor, and I believe they are pretty easy to spot (sometimes, the scarier ones put on a show and fool you till it is to late!). Really, just avoid them. If you have to, cross the street and walk on the other side. But hey, men are victims of this circumstance to! Except they are dealing with vile wh*res who love having their holes filed with any nasty shaft they can find. Then later, spreading around fresh DRDs to unsuspecting guys at parties. But those females are easy to spot to, usually right away. Cake face, stuffed bra, “zits” around mouth, fried, damaged, overly dyed hair, and of course clothing three sizes to small. Wow I just noticed I gave a better description for chicks than dudes. Ya I know everything I said is like, well no f*ckin duh, but I am just a bored college student with too much extra time. Loll. Bottom line, yes you can say an entire race of males is womanizers, but EVERY race holds those types of people. I’m not going to argue that some races do it more, because I think it is to obvious who in fact DOES do it more but I just wanted to write down another view point. People, just start being nicer. What the hell is so hard and wrong about doing that?

But the white guys you are talking about speak black? Even the white girls you are talking about speak black. So you are still racist.- nik

ALSO SEE:  Speaking On Behalf Of Many White Females

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Dirty Douche Bag

Posted in Dirty Predator, Marshall University | November 17th, 2010

Dirty Douche Bag

Dirty Douche Bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Will OToole. He is a dirty cheating underage skirt chaser no wonder his wife left him. He dates underage girls. He is always cheating on the girls he does manage to get most of which are fat, ugly, and need serious psych help. He has a felony arson. He’s a serious manic depressive an total pothead. He attends Marshall but used to attend Shawnee State.

I find it hard to believe this guy has ever had a girlfriend.- nik

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Back To School

Posted in Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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West VA Beauty

Posted in Marshall University, Richmond, University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia | May 1st, 2009

West VA

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is gorgeous. A little stuck up, but if I looked like that, I would be too. This is not photoshopped.

Maybe she should start Photoshopping. She needs it.- nik

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Fairy

Posted in Marshall University, Richmond, University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia | April 30th, 2009

joseph-copy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Joseph.  This f*g thinks he is some big model, who wants to see a grimy mop top greasy husky kid tryin to model.  This guy is on a constant diet to stay in shape for his modeling career lol.

Looks like he is training to be Carrot Top’s power bottom.- nik

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The Boss

Posted in Marshall University, West Virginia | April 29th, 2009

THE BOSS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nick is the biggest boss seen thus far. He has said to have been asked to walk on to the WVU football team and Marshall bball team, HAHA what a joke. He claims to run WVU but the funny thing is he only has two friends Ben “Tooley” and Justin “I cry outside of Chasers”.

Is that the jackrabbit strapped to her belt?- nik

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