Posted in Montreal | February 22nd, 2012


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl needs to be put on blast AGAIN. fake model Melanie-Kim. Not even photo shop can help this nasty girl. These pics are from facebook, open to the pubic., get some class. Get a job. Make some money. Stop being a sloot. Yuck. Worst part is she tells people she is a model! It’s only modeling if you get paid, if not your just a sk*nk. I know a “photographer” that took some photos for her “portfolio”. Paid her in greg!
Posted in Montreal | February 13th, 2012


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Farrah Markell. Ms. Markell thinks she’s THE hottest sh*t to walk the planet. She flaunts her stuff like it’s nobody’s business. She even convienced herself that she can steal anybodys boyriend, and that if she wants him she’ll get him. She apperantly doesn’t own a mirror cause she’s f*cken ugly. Farrah juggles a few boyfriends at a time, usualy hustlers or dealers anybody who has money. She’s a party girl who doesn’t care what she has to do to get what she wants. She’s ruined so many relationships. She doesn’t go out much anymore since everyone in our town started to hate her, she couldn’t even make a bar appearance without getting punched in the face. She’s just dirty and has even admitted to being a golddigger. She’s pregnant now, so i guess she won’t have to sleep around anymore to get money, she’ll be riding that baby daddy for every penny. Gross.
Posted in Montreal, The Dirty | January 31st, 2012

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just wanted to share this pic with you, thought it was funny. I can’t tell if these are +2′s or just natural, figured I’d ask you since you are a professional when it comes to these type of things?
Natural mutation.- nik
Posted in Montreal | January 25th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Valerie Pastras from Montreal and is one of the biggest Golddiggers, 2faced backstabbing b*tch in the city. All her ”friends” have no idea that she talks sh*t about them behind their back. The old guy on the pix is her fiance for 5 yrs now, at first she didn’t even want to look at him until she heard that he had a Lamborghini (which wasn’t even his) and then she pretended to love him so that he’d marry her. In the mean time she talks about having sex with other guys as soon as she gets the chance. She was dating some guy for 6 yrs and she dumbed him for this old man because the young one didn’t have money. She talks behind everybody’s back even her bffs and her cousin all the time. Never ever trust her, she will stab you in the back and say sh*t about you because shes an insecure b*tch who doesn’t like nobody being better or more successful than her. Everything about her is fake, her eye color her hair her teeth and duhh her boobs also and because of that she thinks she is the hottest girl around. In school she used to wear a full on face of make up for gym class and everybody made fun of her. She is living off daddy s money until a dumb guy comes around. She backstabs all the people around her because she is insecure and she has to be the one who looks the best. If she hears something not true about one of her friends she will NEVER defend them even if she knows that it s absolutely not true. Enough of her looking like an innocent girl when all she is is a backstabbing 2faced golddigging b*tch jealous of all her friends.
I think those are real.- nik
Posted in Montreal, The Dirty | January 24th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here Penelopee Kimm (my friend) in Montreal. She will probably freak out when she sees this, but you and the American idiots need to see what we have in Montreal. This is what a goddess walking amongst humans looks like.
If she got a chin implant her nose wouldn’t make her face look like a triangle.- nik
Posted in Montreal, The Dirty | January 15th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off I’d like to say that Montreal girls have been seriously under represented on this site. So I give you the cream of the crop. This hottie’s name is Carin and she is the hottest chick I’ve ever seen. She’s not all natural (fake t*ts and maybe more), but god damnnnn!! She is serious material trust me. What do you think?
**Are they being serious? I’m confused.- JV
Sorry, I cannot judge retards. I have morals.- nik
Posted in Montreal, The Dirty | January 13th, 2012



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Bruno, the ultimate gold-digger’s dream! Or so they think! So here it is! I’m about to air out his dirty laundry! Bruno is a fake rich guy that carries his entire bank account in his pocket in order to impress the ladies. That’s exactly how he landed Sonia, his grey girlfriend. I swear, if you see this girl in the streets you would think that she’s a walking corps. Now if only Sonia knew that Bruno is cheating on her. With a man that is! I guess it’s a match made in heaven since she’ll shut her mouth as long as he pays her to do so.
I wonder if he loves himself?- nik
Posted in Montreal | January 9th, 2012



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sindy. A 40 something year old dead beat mother. Ahe enjoys going to clubs, bars and private hotel parties to “give haircuts” to men she meet at clubs. At least that’s what her excuse is as to why she goes to a hotel room with a bunch of men she just met or privately one on one. She went to hairdressing school but didn’t complete because she’s too lazy and too stupid to complete it. She would rather dance on a pole and suck c*ck for a living. She meet with clients at the club she works at and suck and jerk them off just so she can go on vacation with them for free and post her photos with her hugging a bunch of trees on facebook. I recently found out this nasty stripper h*e f*ck my friend’s husband, when my friend found out she left him. She left him about 4 months ago… GOOD FOR HER! She goes around spreading rumors about how my friend’s baby isn’t her husband’s child. This Sindy b*tch had been married and divorced about 2 times already. She have one child, a girl who doesn’t even live with her. The father has full custody… why? Because sindy could care less about her, She strips and work as an escort. she doesn’t have time for her daughter, she would rather go out, get drunk, s*ck cock and snort Pepsi. Find random men she meet at nightclubs or the clubs she work at and go on vacation with them. This girl had been passed around waaaaaaay too many times so I’m surprise I haven’t seen her on here yet! Sindy, you sl*t! Close your legs, stop the partying, stop snorting Pepsi, stop going on vacation with strangers, stop sucking cock and having unprotected sex just for a trip to Mexico. Go take care of your daughter!
A little late for braces. What will you be, 50, when they’re off..- nik
Posted in Montreal, The Dirty | January 7th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently came across a post talking about Monalisa Hypnotik on your blog and I think you should make her a dirty celeb! She is sk*nky, a true hoodrat, has a fat *ss (cottage cheese included) and photoshopped pictures as well as a luscious orange tan. I didn’t know she was a rapper but after seeing the other post I went on youtube and it worth the time, it’s hilarious… Oh wait, is she serious with that? What do you think?
I hope I don’t bump into this guy when I visit Montfake this year.- nik
Posted in Montreal, The Dirty | January 7th, 2012


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, he is lying and cheating on his girlfriend with his steroid small penis! She thinks he’s so faithful when he be out banging every chick in Laval! Sorry Christine but you got a player on your hands.
I blame Christine’s skin color for his cheating ways.- nik