The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do I even begin with this piece of trash. First off, her boyfriend is almost as much of a disappointment to society as she is, because he used all of his dead mom’s money to buy drugs and then began to sell drugs instead of getting a real drug. It’s actually really sad and f*cked up. Second, she got so drunk/drugged out at a party one time that she had sex with a guy named Pat and accidentally sh*t all over his bed. Like literally pooped on his bed while they were having sex. Next, she is convinced that she is actually good looking, which is really funny because I mean, look at her f*cking face. Seriously. She also thinks it’s really cool to f*ck with other people out of spite because she is jealous and wants to make everyone else as miserable as she is. Honestly there is nothing good to say about this girl, she is a liar and a nasty wh*re who cheats on all of her boyfriends and does ecstasy all of the time.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this black eyed DUI should of been home taking care of her baby not driving drunk to the store for more 4 locos and leaving her 2 yr old home alone in her play pen to cry until her trashy mom got 1 phone call in the slammer to call trailor trash grandma to let her know she is arrested for a DUI and her abandoned baby was left at home alone for a beer run. Great mothering skills Kendall you fat ugly pig! Stop reproducing its gross!

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is one of the biggest f**gots around, they call him Dylan Dupasquier. He thinks that he is the hottest thing to walk the earth, his head if further up his *ss than anyone I’ve ever seen. He sells any drug he can get his hands on such as: molly, dmt, co*e (pepsi) and does them all WAY more than any person should. He is famous for dating the ugliest girls around, he has never had a cute girlfriend, they all look like dykes. This guy has had more stds than you can count on one hand. I don’t know why hes always thought he is the hottest thing, his crew of friends are all f*ggots that don’t fit in anywhere else except with him. He will trust anyone that walks in front of him and smiles, then gets f*cked over in a heart beat, of course. If you’d like a good laugh just talk to this idiot for a few minutes.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like to introduce you to these NASTY little girls of Clackamas, Oregon City, and Milwaukie area. The group consists of Jordan Littles, Ellie Hanson, Baylee Gherke, and whoever else are in the pictures. Every single one of these girls have been addicted to at least one of the grossest drugs out there been to rehab several times, and they have had sex with the same guys. I’m actually friends with a few of them but knowing them I got some dirt on all of them. Just a fare warning they like to use you for your money, drugs, and alcohol! It’s sad because there age group means they probably should be playing with barbies but instead there raving and snorting stuff off of bathroom stalls! These girls are for sure the top the Wh*re list!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chris Barringer, aka Chronic Bongripper, he thought it would be cute to have that as his facebook name for awhile. He is one of the trashiest people I have met in my life. Chris is 24 years old and has been known to sleep with girls ranging from as young as 15 to as old as 35, pretty much anything with two legs, some of them are pretty nasty. Its easy for him to prey on the young girls because he “throws raves” that he will sneak them into, really he doesn’t throw them, he has never thrown or funded a party in his life, he just talks and begs his way into a VIP pass, even the people he promote for talk sh*t about him and he still kisses their *ss while they do it. He will say anything to fit in with the latest fashion, he sure did love Skrillex until it was the cool thing to hate him. I always see Barringer running around with underage rave girls in downtown Portland, I wonder if its because they bought his drugs/beer for the day (which he will let and beg anyone to do) or because hes sleeping with them. Its usually both.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Payton Wiggins. She is the biggest alcoholic around she is a spoiled brat and tries to get every one to feel sorry for her cause her ex troy beat her *ss all the time nobody cares. She f*cks every one and says they all wanna f*ck her. She thinks she never does anything wrong but there is a reason all these girls wanna beat your *ss or already has. Everything is always a sob story so she gets attention. She drinks so much that one day its gonna kill her. I hope she disappears and gets lost one day when she is drunk so no one has to deal with the dumb b*tch.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy Ryan Scott used to be decent looking. I’m not really sure if it’s the drugs that got to him or the alcohol. But damn, he looks haggard. I was actually looking forward to trying to get with him until I saw how many busted chicks he talks to. The saddest part is he thinks that he’s actually tight.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you wanted the pictures of nasty Heather McClary. This chick is soo gross. She posts on Facebook about how she has a hicky, her friends post on her wall on how they heard her having sex in the other room and she just laughs it off. This girl is the definition of disgusting. She over uses Photoshop and thinks she is hot sh*t, her face is busted af. She is the biggest attention slore ever. She gives Portland a bad name!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where to start off about Merissa? She’s a fat b*tch who “claims” every guy. You go to a club and dance with one guy and she f*ckin flips, and will talk mad shit about you behind your back, then invite you to the club the next weekend. She’ll say she’s in love with one guy and invite another over while that guy is AT HER HOUSE IN HER BED. Sk*nk muchhh? Then she’ll tell her friends that guys are fair game then when you tell her your talking to him she freaks the f*ck out. B*tch, you pushed him away. And your fat AF, loud and annoying. No wonder nobody likes you ya lying b*tch:). I mean sh*t, I know I’m not the smallest, but girl your like 3 times my size. There’s this thing called a gym, go to it.