Posted in Raleigh-Durham | February 22nd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girls name is Melissa. She is with a guy for 5 years, dumps him for another guy, and then has the nerve to dump the new guy and go back to her bf of 5 years. The funny thing in this story is that Melissa here. She can’t make up her mind about who she wants to be with, because she doesn’t even know which of the guys her baby belongs to hahahahaha. So she is with her man of 5 years, talking to the other guy about ever possibly getting back together, because she thinks the new guy is the daddy! Two faced sk*nk if you ask me. I’m not even sure her bf of 5 years is aware of this situation, fully. 
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Posted in NC State, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty | February 17th, 2012
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is pure trash. Sloren Whorden better known as Lauren Jordan and Lauren Jay on facebook. If she dresses like a wh*re and acts like a wh*re. She’s so nasty she shot up dope using toilet water after she blew some guy within twenty minutes of meeting him. Shes had at least 3 abortions. Her ovaries probably don’t function. Last I heard she was doing webcam porn for dope money. Look her up on google: “Jenny Silvermist Vod” you’ll notice she can fit 4 fingers in her loose goosey. Her parents must be proud. Her only ambitions in life are to be a trophy wife or a playboy model. She still lives with her mother and can’t hold down a job unless shes selling her body. Shes been with more men that you have bones in your body. She even went lesbian for a while. I’ll give her one thing she’s a good liar and if your dumb enough to believe her you deserve the diseases that your about to receive. This girl is the definition of damaged goods. She’s pretty violent too I’ve seen her try to fight so many people at parties and she used to assault her ex bf every time I was around them, bout time he got rid of her and moved on. Nik you need to warn the people of Raleigh of this sloot.
Lauren, if you want to be a pornstar stop half assing it… move to the Valley in LA. Sorry, but Raleigh porn will not help pay the bills.- nik
Posted in Raleigh-Durham | February 16th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Who is this girl? I love the tattoo!
She’s a mistake, so was the tattoo. I decided.- nik
Posted in Raleigh-Durham, Would You? | February 9th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think this girl is so hot. She is a stripper and has a kid she neglects, I think the kid has basically been given to her grandmother cause nobody (not even his dad) will take care of him. She has a SERIOUS DRUG PROBLEM, AND she also sometimes does sexual favors for money. But I really like her. I really, really do. So my question to you is NIk would you? or maybe I should just pay her and get the FAVOR without the relationship.
Answer: No, she has a round face, deep bags under her eyes a slanted nose and I’m only assuming a terrible raver junkie looking body.
Posted in Raleigh-Durham | February 8th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirt bag is the biggest wannabe in Raleigh! He is ALWAYS trying to pull “girls” from every club! He walks around with a stick up his *ss. The worst part is that he isn’t even cute!!!!!! Talk about roids, this dude has every kind you can get! I would hate to see how small his balls are now, (not like he ever had any in the first place!!!!!) He goes by the nickname “Jersey” like hes some kind of guido, I think his nickname should be “Bin laden” SOMEBODY GIVE THIS GUY A LESSON ON HOW TO BE AMERICAN.
This guy got the best of no worlds; he’s off-white with a small greg.- nik
Posted in Raleigh-Durham | February 6th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Nicki and she is a SLOOT! She had been texting my (NOW EX!!) boyfriend Ave for almost a month before I found out and they were even fooling around together AT WORK! Sounds like it’s nothing new to this chick. Apparently she ran out of prospects in WA and had to move so she could keep on ruining relationships! Put her on blast Nik!
This girl eh…- nik
Posted in Raleigh-Durham | February 6th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this piece of crap is Jonas Herr, the boyfriend to the wanna be model posted below. He claims to take care of her son and says he doesnt do drugs or beat women. Why do you have so many mugshots Jonas? Just look up his criminal record. Larceny, posess of C*cain, Resist and obstruct, domestic criminal trespass. Oh and wait….ASSAULT ON A FEMALE. He is just as pathetic as his fat wanna be model girlfriend.
Anyone who cuts the collars to their shirts doesn’t do much of anything, accept video games.- nik
Posted in Raleigh-Durham | February 1st, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what a hottie right? This is Daud Agha. But his facebook name is under a different identity. Yes, he’s so shady that he can’t use his real name on facebook, he had to use another alias after posting naked pictures of his girlfriend and nearly getting thrown off. If you think he looks familiar you most likely recognize his face from the 5 times it’s been on the front page of the Slammer. Not only does this guy smell like a bed full of rotten eggs and curry, he is rotten. Need h*roin? Need to get ripped off on heroin? He’s your guy. Not only does he beat his girlfriend anywhere and everywhere. I also heard he threw her out of the car on a moving highway in Garner with no cell phone… sounds great right? It gets worse, ultimate craigslist thief and just a thief in general. Someone send this loser to prison.
I wonder if his whole face gets 5 o’ clock shadow.- nik
Posted in Raleigh-Durham | January 27th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Laurin Konopka, the saggy t*ttied, chunky self proclaimed model. She is pathetic in so many ways. Always posting phone pics on her facebook making stupid faces and even creating a facebook “model” fan page for herself. Shes got a crckhead c*ked out boyfriend named Jonas Herr that she allows to be around her son while hes high as a kite. She hasn’t had a real job in probably 3 years and has been going to community college for at least 5. I used to be friends with her on facebook and she would always post these sob stories about needing donations because she cant afford to pay her mortgage or her car broke down and shes gonna be homeless. Yet shes out downtown getting drunk with Jonas several nights a week. Shes another horrible mother that doesnt care whos around her kid. So my question to you, is she model material?
Answer: No, she has recessed eyes and way too much weight. She used photoshop to shape her eyes in the first pic, as well as some slight faded to this thighs (bottom pic).
Posted in Raleigh-Durham | January 27th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty downtown whore is Christina Kovalcek. She still fails to take care of her son and prefers whoring around to being a decent mom. Shes posting pictures of her with a different guy every week on her facebook and will do anything for c*ke or cash. She STILL lives at home with her mom while she attends community college for the millionth time and always finds some “older” downtown men to mooch off of. She is the definition of trailer park trash.
She breast fed her child the next morning…I decided.- nik
