The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so I just thought everyone should have a heads up on this psycho; Crystal Nichole Foss. My homie and her met on fb through a mutual friend and started talking about a month ago. After about two weeks they finally meet and partied. She seemed pretty normal at the time. After about three dates that went cool they finally hook up. This is when it starts to get cray cray. That same night she went psycho texting almost ever girl in his contacts and telling them to never contact him again and that he had a girl now. She also went into his fb and put some crazy updates about them dating and him being taken. He kicks her out bc she starts yelling at like three in the morning about other girls. The next day his dumb a$$ heads to Vegas and decides to take her with. He says he gets lost and she almost goes home with some other dude (according to our other mutual friend who was there). So when they get back he tells her to kick rocks. A few days later after about twenty calls and a bunch of emails he has her come over to bone again. That night shes trying to get into his phone AGAIN and while doing so she sits on my other homies lap and kisses his neck (saw her do it) which i tell the homie about the next morning. We all tell her to leave and she refuses. So after returning from the store he comes to find out she cut the sh*t outta her arm and is crying, covered in blood in the kitchen. So we drink her beers, he bones her again while she is crying and then calls the cops on her. They take her away and ever since then she has been calling, texting, fb messaging and having other people call and threaten him. Then she breaks into his car the other night, messes with his mirror, goes through all his stuff, steals his gate clicker and puts a condom over his gear shift. Watch out for this one, guys. She’s a good lay from what he says, but she is also a nut job, has cellulite thighs and probably schizophrenic.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, This April Velte she is the most disgusting vile person ever. She likes to get drunk every night and claim she’s naked wasted and takes off all her clothes. Let’s just say she’s an easy score. This chick is a train conductor giving everyone free rides. She smells like an Asian fish market. You can smell her when she walks past you in a store. April is such a hot mess. She has to take 12 different pills because she’s so messed up in the head. No one wants to be around her, her own family wants nothing to do with her. Her dad ran away first chance he got and her aunt sent her to the mental hospital. April needs a reality check. Can you help?

THE DIRTY ARMY: heather, april and ashley. they drink tequila like water. they can’t leave the house without wearing pounds of make up. there dirty girls of escondido. the love getting there nails done and buying sex toys. they swear they are the jersey shore girls..

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is mall rat homie hopping “TINK” lewis!. I met this whore while i was going through a hard time (drugs) and hadnt been with a broad in a minute. I was high, horny, and lonely. my friend had a girl, and she was there so yeah. With in an hour of meetin this trash, she was already grabbing my dick making it very clear what kinda girl she was. I fcked her (we all make mistakes) and shortly after i realized this bitch would do whatever i wanted and it was ME in control as sick as it sounds. I shoulda known when she didnt even mention a condom. i dont know if she even know what that is. She is dumber then shit and i couldnt even hold a conversation with her. but when your on drugs its easy to fake a lot of things. I just cant believe she fell for them. She is a typical mall rat of parkway plaza mall and at the time, I was manager at a survey company that was ran at that location. Before i knew it, i would turn the corner and there she was! typical east county trash>> wearing PJs and slippers to the mall (like its a cool fckin trend) with a jansport backpack. Shes the one you notice at the mall because she is wearing weird shit!! Anywho, i started having my girl of the night come and be my pocket pussy. When i wanted a nut, TINK TO THE RESCUE! i told her i couldnt cuddle cuz when i laid certain ways it hurt, i cant speak to her in front of people (at the mall) because i’m not allowed to (although it was my JOB!!!!) and i dont know how many times i told her IT WAS JUST SEX! I am already embarassed about this bitch as it is, but this tops the cake. After using my pocket pssy and gettin high, i nodded the fck out. Apparently when i was sleeping she took 5 pairs of underwear FROM MY MOM AND SISTER and well,… my moms “TOY”!!! talk about fcking straight disgusting!!!!! she straight up used the toy (from the dried up crusty shit all over it i’m guessing it wasnt hard to miss) and crusty undies. When confronted about it she responded with “i hope they enjoyed it, cuz i did” WHO DOES THAT!!!!and the dumb cunt let me borrow $40 for a fix and still to this day blows up my phone with 100 messages at a time (NO FCKING JOKE) saying MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!!! Nik, i can only imagine the shit you have in mind to say. believe me. Its embarassing, but fuck, gotta own everything….good and bad! drugs had a big influence on it, but if a bitch or hoe wants to be treated like a bitch then she will be treated like the loose hole she is. The only good thing that came outta this, was i didnt have blue balls! stay away from this troll! shes nuts and will jump on anyones nuts

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell me this isn’t considered modeling. Is she for real with those nappy bird nest extensions also? I’m so tired of this girl Ashlie Campbell, she will do ANYTHING for some free bro hoe clothing and alcohol. She struts around saying racial slurs like it’s a cool thing to do. I saw her at SD supercross and she was a mess to say the least. Smoking cigarette after cigarette is beat chick. She looks like she was born a man.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Ashley. Bckstabbing b*tch that loves to try to break up couples. She is a gold digger, taking her man’s hard working paycheck to go get her nails and hair done. She wont talk sh*t to your face, only by text msg. and on facebook. She has to bring Big Liz with her everywhere she goes because Miss Ashley needs a bodyguard.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Heather. She keeps anal beads in her purse were ever she goes. Has sex with any guy, she meets. In one night she had sex with 3 differrnt guys. She bring her baby to random parties and let her son that two years old sleep in a strangers room, so she can get wasted and have sex. What a bad gross mom!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this nasty b*tch named Jamme Rue who goes by “Happy” on the streets. Has 5 kids by 4 different dads and is cheating on her husband while he is in jail with many guys. Even got pregnant by one and had to get an abortion (one of many). Dumps the one kid she has custody of, off on anyone for weeks at a time. Meanwhile this b*tch is acting like the mother of the year and putting on a fake front to everyone. She will f*ck anything that gives her attention. THIRSTY B*TCH. And while shes not doing that she’s addicted to meth and high 24/7 and even spends all her welfare money FOR HER CHILD ON METH. Druggy b*tch its time to grow the f*ck up!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Derrick Celecki and his nasty preggo girlfriend Sara Blackburn. Derrick is my best friends ex boyfriend. They broke up because he admitted to her that he went to a gay bar and got sucked off by another dude. (YEAH, I tried to warn her that he was GAY!!) He’s the biggest douche bag I’ve ever met. He drives his girlfriends mini cooper (without a license) and has showed up to my bestie’s house IN HIS GF’S CAR to try to mooch off of her. Derrick is still obviously in love with my best friend because he drives by her house EVERYDAY yelling things, laughing and smiling and flipping her off and it’s been ALMOST A YEAR since they broke up. On VALENTINE’S DAY, SARA had the NERVE to call my bestie’s work and tell lies to her boss to try to get her fired. NICE TRY B*TCH. That’s pretty messed up to mess with someone’s JOB when it’s a personal issue. If Derrick was really over my friend, he wouldn’t let his girlfriend make such a big deal out of nothing. So I just wanted to finally put this bastard on blast and hopefully EVERYONE else will steer clear of these crazies!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dirty Shannon!! She got railed by the whole hockey team!! She’s a cheater and a whore!! She flirts with everyone, and she thinks she hot sh*t but tries to hide that she DRD. Shes really disgusting and I feel bad for the boys she encounters. She tries to lie and says shes never had sex, but shes like throwing a hotdog down a railroad tunnel.