Posted in San Jose, The Dirty | February 21st, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kiara Gesenway, self proclaimed “god’s gift to all men”. This girl has been a nutcase since I went to elementary school with her. Her looks are completely ruined by her snobby personality. She will talk sh*t about anyone that walks by and comment on how “ugly” they are or “OMG is she really wearing that?”. She recently got a fake ID and has been wh*ring herself out at the bars, she gets drunk and sloppy and if you’re a Bro from Campbell you definitely have a chance with this broad but watch out ’cause she is CRAZY!!! She lured my friend into kissing her because she told him he was hot, then turns around and tells her bf of 6 years(who she cheats on constantly) that he threw himself on her, causing a fight between them and STILL trying to go back to my friend who now also thinks she’s very f*cking weird. Her bf lives in Berkeley so she does whatever she wants until he comes down then she’s all over his greg! Nik, please set this b*tch straight.
Her boyfriend is an idiot.- nik
Posted in Dirty Predator, San Jose | February 20th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sad, lost 18 year old girl who refers to herself as a “tweaker” can be found at any time between 3am-7am driving her sh*tty Toyota around Gilroy or San Martin with her crack head friends. Spinning her meth pipe, or snorting lines of crystal off her dashboard, but she says she keeps it “low-key”. If the horrible drug use wasn’t enough she has made a way to make other girls buy into her sad sob story and try to help her til she tries to ruin their lives, and steal stuff or money from them. She’s disgusting!
Posted in San Jose, The Dirty | February 19th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is worse than average girls. At least they either are or arent wh*res, like black and white. This chick is straight up grey and likes to act like a wh*re and bring attention to herself, and then when called a wh*re she FLIPS out and acts like she is the virgin Mary herself. Shes not hot, shes skinny as hell, and has better abs than Taylor Lautner in Twilight. She cant get a guy from Los Gatos High, so she hooks up with people from random ass schools, who look like my last sh*t, and brags about it to her friends who then become depressed because they feel like they cant get guys.
Please don’t submit high school drama. This isn’t Saved by the Bell.- nik
Posted in San Jose, The Dirty | February 17th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the craziest thing I have ever heard of in my life. 2 elementry school teachers were charged with commiting lewd acts on their students. One of the dudes, Mark Berndt fed 23 of his students his seamen while they were blind folded as a taste test experiment…he also gagged them. What the hell is wrong with our country. They shut the whole school down for days. Martin Springer fondled little girls and there’s apparently other teachers who are doing this to. Nik why do you think this guy was feeding kids his spunk? was it all part of some strange science experiment? All I know is I will be home schooling my kids…when I have them…there’s nothing you can’t learn on the internet, its all you need in life. Its like how I found this article, I typed in “touching babies” and came up with this. Click here for full story
Why is teaching such a dirty profession?- nik
Posted in San Jose | February 14th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mr. James Patty. Who doesn’t know this guy? He is usually your every friend’s mutual friend on Facebook. Don’t know who is asking to be your friend? Well James know’s her. This guy is all about himself, he thinks he can get any pussy he wants, but then again he probably f*cked your girl already, in the backseat of her best friends car. While her friend is driving. Don’t f*ck with Patty, he’ll kick your *ss if you check out his package. Unless your his friends MILF mom. He’ll jump in her bed real quick. But watch out this kid has been jumped only two times, well at least that he admits to. He thinks he can get in with anyone, just because he does. This kid is a straight player. Ohh, and girls, he’ll tweet about your pussy while he is getting it. Over all a shady d*ck. He’s got his friends, Everyone hates this kid. Straight think’s way to much of himself. You think you did something well, he’s done it 100X better. His stores are always exaggerated. Kid is f*ckin annoying. Starts drama with out reason, well actually just because he can and he’s got that opinion that everyone doesn’t like.
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, San Jose | February 14th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are San Jose’s underage girls favorite heart throbs, N3W ERA. Sure these guys might be good looking but they are indeed the biggest d-bags you will ever meet outside of the studio or fan circles. These guys have NO TALENT whats so ever. The one in the middle: Cadence (Alan Hansel) is the biggest pothead you will ever meet, and not to mention a dirty one at that. This kid will f*** anything that has a heartbeat, he has a bit of vocals, but not enough to get his pethetic little group noticed the one on the right: Ryan Jordan is a talentless midget that has somewhat of a good taste in girls. His recent asian muffin is quite a catch. 
he wont keep her around for long though, he porks San Jose’s dirty bz’s at ever chance he gets. This guy is just there for looks and show, when hes featured in a song he is ALWAYS auto-tuned. Like i said before, no talent, girls go crazy over this fool over his fake bleached smile and tattoos. The one on the right: M.I.C (Michael anthony) haha this guy is the worst of the worst. He might actually be worse then cadence due to the fact that he is 21 and sleeps with underage girls, not to mention he has a kid on the way from a 17 yr old! He needs to put his LITTLE greg away and focus on trying to lift his talentless group before they crash. He has a little skill in songs, but definetly nothing to be impressed about. If you’re not careful then you defiently will live up to your own quote “played out, old news, worthless like them old shoes” -mic and these are the 3 who make up N3W ERA.
Posted in San Jose | February 14th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanna talk about the biggest sloot ever told of on this site. Her names Shannon, and shes slept with about 29 people ON WHAT I CAN REMEMBER. Now, if she was a slorere, making cash on the streets i could understand, but shes just an ugly fatty, with ugly eyebrows. Bot to mention shes completely nuts, she stabbed one of my friend’s in a car! She is a horrible, mean spirited girl who takes and uses everyone and everything she can. This girl gives us females a bad rep. She goes out and parties, while her moms sick at home with cancer. This girl has the nerve to go get drunk and cry about how her mom might die, and doesnt even care!!! She’s currently on trial for assualt!
Posted in San Jose | February 14th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this bitchez name is danielle dalecio. she went to prospect high school until girls threatened to kick her ass. she was so scared that she moved all the way to westmont high. i was reading her formspring and she flaunts the fact that she has sex alot and she loves to give head. from what i heard from her ex bf she had a miscarriage. this bitch will have sex with any guy and hit up every guy to get her way. her ex told me she has a smelly vagina. idk why her other bf left her.. maybe he finally found out shes a dirty whore. she seeks attention. she went to haiti and “found god” trying to change who he is but she still continued to fck other guys. at the moment shes “talking” to someones boyfriend. she shows off too much and the bitch needs a damn reality check. Look at her first pic, she sceams “heyyy everyone look im on birthcontroll” patch..stupid bitch whos ugly as fck. .
Posted in San Jose | February 13th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot is JENNIFER YESITIS aka the yeti. I am surprised this chick isn’t on here yet with all the people she has pissed off. She thinks her sh*t don’t stink cuz her daddy is a police officer but karmas a b*tch hunny and its coming. She walks around bragging about her getting the DRD from one of her many “boyfriends” that keep coming in and out of jail and we all can’t forget about that little sex video being leaked all over youtube/facebook (you think you would be more careful about bringing your camera to a continuation school). This b*tch has no class and DESERVES to be called out.
Posted in San Jose | February 13th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is my ex Sean “redneck” McCarry. First off this boy broke my heart and left me for no reason at all. He is the biggest d*che I have ever met. He is the biggest flirt I know he’ll lead a girl on f**k as much as the girl wants (which is the best part not gonna lie, and he knows how to use it) and then up and leave you when he finds something better. This guy is a slore. He claims he’s a “social sloot” but he’s just a slore. Women watch out. You’ll love the sex but hate the boy.
