Posted in Santa Monica | February 13th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we need to get the word out about this sloot. She pretty much will do it in the back of any vehicle to get attention, rumor has it she has a bf that does not know she is just slooting herself all over the city of Santa Monica. She prefers black dudes but will settle for anything these days. Her name is Courtney Samoly, not sure her bf’s name, but the word needs to get out when she is spotted on a corner in Santa Monica.
Posted in Santa Monica | January 27th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is samantha rae castillo. A dirty hoe who thinks she’s hot shit because guys’ want to stick it in her. She’s talks to multiple guys, sleeps with them and their homies within three days and moves on to the next. And she often goes back around sleeping with the same guys ..like a cycle to her. Who’s next on her list? hahaha It’s not so bad the she gets around, It’s the fact that she thinks she can get any guy she wants, can tell any lie and anyone will believe besides the people she screwed over and caught her making her own drama. She’s had sex with 18 guys, that’s before she moves to cali and suck almost 40 dicks… Almost. Not bad, Nik?
That’s a big top for such small pea shooters.- nik
Posted in Santa Monica | January 25th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ryan Phinny. The wannabe and failed racecar driver has made his last and final attempt at being anything. He should be done lying to his family friends and people who ever cared for him. He used to have ambition to make something of himself. It is so sad because the person he has become now is a sad desperate cry for help. He is clearly to fat to every have a career (um go to the gym ryan) but he solicits drunks girls in the town he lives in and preys on them when they are drunk. He is cocky and so his red hair is clearly a ruin all. He resorts to liquors to figure out these kind of problems! You need to be exposed, you deserve it, everyone knows how desperate you are.
Now that is a forehead ladies and gentlemen.- nik
Posted in Santa Monica, Thousand Oaks | December 20th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so peep this. This chick here, Theophania Korianitis of Thousand Oaks CA is theee most disgusting, fat, dirty wh*re of them all. She can’t even count how many scum bags she has slept with. Its always a new guy too because once the dude she bangs sobers up and realizes what he just put his pecker into he pukes, runs and never comes back! Any where this chick goes she will bang the first dude that will give her attention, age, race, look, bar bathroom, behind a building… non of that matters to her as long as she gets pounded. And she keeps it all on the low down pretty good! Some serious daddy issues lie behind this one. Its not enough that she bangs anything that walks but she also makes up stories about being with guys that would never give her the time of day because at 26 years old this dirty vag cant even get a bf! Besides being a cesspool for dirty c*ck, she is the fakest person to walk this earth and will stab even her bff of 15 years in the back at the drop of a hat. Sara Oxford is her childhood bff and that poor girl doesnt even know that one of the most hurtful things that was plotted against her years ago was not only set up by 2 girls, but Theophania was in fact behind it all. The secrets this chick carries inside would drive a normal human to suicide. Its no surprise that she is filled with depression and anxiety and hides away from the world, but she cant hide from that mirror, everyday she is faced with herself and it shows on her fake fat face that it is taking a serious toll on her. In her eyes everyone does her so wrong and she is so quick to move on to a new bff and spread lies bout the old bff, until she is drowning in her own lies so deep that she cant even go into public cuz of the shame she holds, but wait, its only a matter of time before the new besty gets effed over by her an then she is running back to the old ones. its a viscous sad circle this girl runs. Her own father and family want nothing to do with her and cant stand her. They wont even call her or answer her calls for ANYTHING, not even the holidays. I think they realized they adopted the wrong kid, no wonder her real parents gave her up but kept moving forward with a family and other kids. so sad, but they say a mothers instinct is the strongest and her real mom was right to make this one a dumpster baby but unfortunate that the rest of the world ended up with the trash. Theophania has to be put on blast for her sick ways and so people, including the ones who think they are her friend, can really get just a little glimpse of who she really is and what a dirty, infested, lying, fake, sad, pathetic piece of shet for a human she truly is. GROW UP AND SAY YOUR SORRYS AND FACE WHAT YOU BROUGHT ONTO YOURSELF.
Her chin looks like her can opener.- nik
Posted in Santa Monica, The Dirty | December 4th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I know you love blondes but this girl is smoking. I love Tosh.0 and found some of his gf’s modeling photos. What do you think? Would you steal his GF like he steals your content?
Daniel she needs a nose job… let me know if you need me to refer you a good doctor in West Hollywood (one that knows the closet code)?- nik
**Does this girl have a name or are we going to call her Tosh’s beard for the rest of her life… Be your own person already.
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCLA | November 3rd, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I haven’t been checking out your site for very long (maybe a few months now), but I got hooked almost immediately. I see lots of girls on your site, some pretty, some ugly, some in the middle…and your opinions of them always make me laugh. You’re accurate about 98% of the time, and the other %2 of the time, you’re so wrong, but it’s still damn funny. Here’s my question: I’m pretty average looking, but I’m content with what I have, mostly. I was born and raised in L.A. (where I’m probably a 6.1, but in other parts of America, I’m a solid 8). Not exceptionally pretty, more on the cute side I’d say. A few people I know have had some procedures done, and I’ve gotten curious. I’ve never had anything done, but I wouldn’t know where to start. And that’s where you come in. This might be a hard one. Normally you’d say “start with the nose”, right? Well, my nose is ok. Not too big (except when I smile). No bump. But my smile itself…needs work. I never had braces. (Think “Jewel”, only a little less snaggley). My teeth aren’t yellow or anything, just a little crooked. So in my case, would you fix teeth first? Nose? I wouldn’t dare bypass those and go straight for the +2s. Even though I’m lacking in that department too. I have a decent body, not fat, not bony, just a small chest. What’s your opinion on this matter? Just curious. Overall I know my looks aren’t bad, and I probably wouldn’t change anything (except my teeth). Let me know! Oh, and before you ask about my body, I’m not fat. So don’t recommend lipo. I’d attach a pic, but I’m not after fame like these other B*tches.
The only thing I notice is this picture of Jewel is her teeth. Fix your teeth first then go +2′s and your life will be a lot richer.- nik
Posted in Jacksonville, Miami, Newport, Orlando, Oxnard, Palm Springs, Riverside, Sacramento, San Clemente, San Diego, San Francisco, San Jose, Santa Clara, Santa Monica, Tallahassee, Tampa, The Dirty | November 2nd, 2011
**Actually used it and it works. Great this is not healthy for my gambling habit.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure like everyone else, you hate going to your local gas station or liquor store to pick up a lottery ticket because of the inconvenience. Well LottoGopher has solved that issue, now in California and Florida you can order your ticket online from your own home/office and not waste your time going to the store. Best part is, that you can go in on group tickets with an even better chance of hitting it big. Everyone in our office is using it so I thought I would share with the dirty army.
America is becoming lazier and lazier by the second.- nik
Click here to bet on the Lotto without going to the gas station.
Posted in Santa Monica | October 24th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy thinks having a big d*ck gives him a personality! Look at the douchey pose! Never saw this buster pick up a tab once, the time we dated–and he has money! John Richard, strangle yourself with ya d*ck!
How the hell does this guy have a refund gap?- nik
Posted in Dirty Predator, Santa Monica | October 17th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this narcissist is a total loser. First off Marcus Sanchez is really 39 years old and lives on a futon in his uncles rent control apartment, his job is a back ground actor, but he claims to run a so called bachelor party service/ escort service. He is a total fraud, and he recently pleaded guilty to hitting his pregnant girlfriend. This guy needs to grow up for sure, dont trust and dont date him.
He looks comfortable knowing there’s a statue with the same size greg as him. no hom0.- nik
Posted in Dirty Business, Santa Monica | October 3rd, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is said that this dirty old man preys on innocent college girls pretending to be a Sugardaddy he goes by helpmehelpu on websites. Andrew Kern is a washed out Comic who is absolutely BROKE. His jokes as you can see are so bad that it’s no wonder he has to resort to manipulating girls for sex. BEWARE this lying low life ladies!
That’s just cruel to those bottle rats.- nik
