The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these 2 sk*nky broads are Brenda (red hair) and Erika (not human). They run around all over Tempe, Scottsdale, Glendale and Peoria like they are hot shit!!! Brenda is married (I hear, soon to be divorced though) She is a cheating filthy bitch. She has 2 kids with her husband and ran out on him with the guy in the pictures. From what I have been told, Erika claims to be this Christian but she is probably running around along side Brenda cheating on her supposed fiance. They put on loads of makeup to cover how ugly they really are. They wear those blue contacts like it makes them look better (b*tches, please.) It makes you look f*cking retarded. Brenda take care of your damn boys. Erika, what the *fck is wrong with you? You look like an alien. You both need to stop drawing on your eyebrows, frying your hair and grow up. I hear sooooooo much sh*t on a regular basis it makes me sick. You need to quit acting like you are still in high school. All I hear is drama from one or the other. You should really stop talking sh*t about each other behind each others backs also. That’s bad joo-joo b*tches. Brenda you are probably one of the worst people alive to do what you have done. Putting your husband and boys through everything that you have. They are gonna grow up and realize mommy is a cheating WH*RE. I hope your husband gets custody of them. They will be way better off without you.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now I know The Dirty is reserved for the up and coming youth in slores, but consider this one a very ancient and legendary guest. She really earned it. If you don’t know who this strawberry geezer is, she is the leasing director at The Vue. She taught all these slores how to slut it up. An icon if you will. She is 44 years old and feels the need to try and act like your classic ASU candy kid. Ok we get it, you partied with Sammy the Bull back in the 80s and bought the ecstacy he distributed. Way to go, you were brain dead by 25 on the old school pills. Ever heard of Molly you old fart? Try sleeping with the resident’s of The Vue now, cradle robber. Nobody wants to see your filet ming-OLD in our business when Sonora health center has enough patients with STD’s. Aside from her zonie whore practices feeding on the young at ASU, she can’t even do her own job!! She steals leases from the other leasing agents, snitches on everybody and anybody for her own personal gain. She coined herself the title Nicole “The Leasing Bish” Mease. On February 4th she got knocked the ef out at a pool party bc this time she tried to rob the cradle of another Vue Slore. Big mistake in 2012 mother time. The property manager even quit b/c of this senior wench I mean c’mon who can stand her?! If you know this wannabe MILF then your dying to know the answer to this question.. What the ef is wrong with your teeth?! Is it the four coats of lipstick that bleeds on your Bugs Bunny buckteeth, (there’s some alliteration for you English majors) or do you suck at putting makeup on too. You are a girl, right? Guys, girls, EVERYBODY– If you are thinking about working at The Vue, living at The Vue, or seen how gaping big her own ‘view’is I would be run up A Mountain and never look back. A guy who shall rename nameless laid the pipe after she broke into his room at The Vue and pretended to be his girlfriend! Really Nicole Bish? Needless to say he goes to UofA now. Nobody in the building likes her, and she’s throwing everybody under the bus as a scapegoat until she climbs her way up the ladder. She has already made it to the top of ultimate Vue Slew Zonie. Congrats Bish!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this B**** Amy F. lives with her mommy and daddy and runs around claiming shes a promo girl, little does everyone know shes got more than one of the ASU sicknesses, if u catch my drift! she acts like her sh*t don’t stink and takes advantage of whoever she can to get ahead, this is the definition of a dirty girl, and anyone who meets this girl needs to stay clear! And this girl is trying to be a nurse too!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well how can I start? This here is Natan aka “Giovanni”. This f***er lied to me about where he’s from, clearly not from New York like his entourage is, also acting like an Italian douche named Giovanni, when obviously his name is Natan, not NATHAN, but something stupid like “NATAN”, FUCK IS THAT?!. He doesn’t even attend ASU and is always here on the weekends. BEWARE GIRLS I HAVE BEEN LIED TO BY THIS CREEP IN ORDER FOR HIM TO GET IN MY PANTS!!! PS YOU SUCK IN BED!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Bunny Boiler of Scottsdale has moved on to California. Scottsdale men taken by con-artist Julie Anderson, AKA Julie Handgis and Julie Holburn are breathing easier. This pig was tossed from the Village clubs and was locked up by Sheriff Joe for failure to pay her child support. What a sweetheart!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch right here is Jordyn Byers. She came to ASU from California but she’s slowly starting to make herself known for being a complete and utter sloot. She dresses like a whore even though she’s covered in cellulite, she insists on showing her new boob job all the f*cking time, and she hooks up with EVERYONE and blames it on her being “drunk” She’s about as fake as they come. Fake hair, fake tan, fake personality, shes just the typical California sloot looking for attention not to mentin she’s a TOTAL Vue rat. She made out with 3 guys in one night and thought nothing of it! Stupid sloot!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Danielle f*cking Little. Talk about a dirty little tramp. This girl sloots around Arizona trying to steal everyone’s boyfriends even though she’s a little sk*nk. She is the most awkward girl I’ve ever seen, she has a damn giraffe neck and she’s a total bitch to every single person she comes in contact with. She had to go out and get a boob job because she’s so unconfident and wants to be like everyone else yet she continues to lie about the fact that she got one. She sleeps with everyone you can think of, talks to more guys than any one girl should, and chases guys who want nothing to do with her! AKA Jordan Pozniak (who she stole) The first picture is pre boob job. The second is post, with her equally sloppy, slutty friend Cyrena. This b*tch deserves everything coming to her.