The Dirty

Posted in Sydney, The Dirty | February 6th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Karon Forscutt. Her daughter – Krystal Forscutt has been submitted on here previously (I think?). I personally think for a mum she is pretty hot. Question for the ages, would you?

Answer: I wouldn’t because she has father like features, but I still have feelings for her daughter.

Posted in Sydney, The Dirty, Would You? | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Emily Scott.  She is an Australian commercial, lingerie, and glamour model.  She is absolutely stunning, has gorgeous eyes, perfect +2′s and a rocking body.  So with all that being said, I have to know Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she doesn’t look like this in real life. Photoshop is for Liars.

Posted in Cellan, Dirty Army Strong, Sydney, The Dirty | January 15th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, so excited you’re coming to Australia soon, hope you’ll have an amazing time. As you can see I really need to lose some weight and this cellan I’ve been hearing/ seeing such good things about on your site wont ship to me down here…fancy smuggling me in a bottle or two? P.S Please don’t judge Australian girls by me, they are usually much more attractive.

They ship to OZ now. This stuff will be amazing for your body type.- nik

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Posted in Sydney | December 26th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, no dirt here, but I’m a loyal daily viewer and love everything you stand for and agree that you’re doing your part to better society. I’m an American living in Sydney and my business partner and I own and operate a bike tour company. If you have time and you’d like to see Sydney in all it’s glory by bike, I’d be honored to have you join us for a tour.  No worries if this doesn’t suit your style. All the best to you, man. Congrats on all your personal and professional success and keep it alive for us all.  BTW…Sydney is amazing…and dirrrrrrrty! Cheers, mate!

I love it. I am not in bike riding shape, but I am down.- nik

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Posted in Sydney, The Dirty, Would You? | December 23rd, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Imogen Eliza Anthony. She is from Sydney Australia and thinks she is killing it! Always Talks her self up and claims she is dating Kyle Sandilands from 2day Fm one of Aust best radio stations. Thinks she is the hottest Sydney model getting around, Would you?  Nik, are you every coming down under?

Answer: No, so many of my friends already have and told me she is just a great CD cover.

**I will be in OZ around the end of March.

Posted in Sydney, The Dirty | December 21st, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I present you with Jennifer Hawkins. A famous Australian model, tv presenter, and swimwear designer. I’ve even included an unphotoshopped picture she did for a cover of a mag. All she needs is +2′s in my book. She could even be nanny material.

I wish I could put that head on a better body… what a waste.- nik

Posted in Melbourne, Sydney | December 15th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I finally got my bottle today of this Cellan stuff.  Ill send you some before and afters when I’m done with this bottle.  Seems to be working for all you Americans, hope it can handle a true Aussie.

Yeah, pumped they ship to Oz now. I am planning a trip to come out there in March.- nik

If you want to lose weight the lazy way like me or turn into a hot chick= CLICK HERE

**Click here to see my results.

**Click here to see JV’s results.

Posted in Sydney, The Dirty | November 25th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, no need for intros. Don’t know anything about this girl except that she’s from Sydney, just stumbled upon her photos and thought I’d ask… YAY or NAY?  Cause my friend, only a gay guy would say no to this, and by the looks of your wife… you are not gay.

I am really having an issue with how her cheek implants are laying on her face. See how thick the top cheek lines are towards the end of the nostrils and how they end past her lip line. Just weird to me.- nik

Posted in Sydney, The Dirty | November 18th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of sh*t is Christopher George Filippou, not to be confused with his father, Christopher Angelo Filippou, who was just convicted of a double homicide. Christopher George thought it was a good idea to harass the family of the two brothers that his father murdered. He did a lot stuff that can’t be proved, like throwing dead pigeons on the lawn of the parents, and others that he has admitted to like throwing phone books through the house windows of the two murdered brothers.  Today, when his father was convicted, Christopher George lost his sh*t and tried to intimidate the family of the victims and was dragged off screaming by the police and charged with intimidation. His piece of sh*t sister told the media that the two dead brothers ‘got what they deserved’.  I should mention that the two brothers were upstanding citizens who were well-liked and respected in the community, unlike Christopher George’s family, who have been having run-ins with the law for decades. The newspaper articles tell the story much better than I can but the reason I have submitted this is because Christopher George has been strutting around pretending that his dad is a victim when nothing could be further from the truth. Any girl out there needs to be wary of this guy or they could end up dead as well. Like father, like son, and apparently sister too.

Sounds like a family business.- nik

Posted in Sydney | November 17th, 2011