Posted in Altamonte Springs, Porta Potty, Tampa, The Dirty | February 21st, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my friend Laura and we have been close for a very long time. She has been more distant lately and is always out on some boat or taking some vacation partying somewhere. I never thought of anything, she is a pretty girl so I don’t see why hot young men would not want to be around that. After you brought up a lot of awareness about what girls do on these boats and what they do for these vacations or purses or whatever it may be… made me think about Laura… I lied to myself for about a few weeks and when she posted this picture of her friends on a boat with the old creepy guy by himself in it… I accepted the truth, Nik am I looking too deep into this? Is Laura like all the girls you put on your site, or is she just pretty and fun to be around?
Porta Potty on a Yachty.- nik
Posted in Tampa | February 21st, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jason Hoover, 24 from Jacksonville, Florida. He’s claims to think he can “model”. He f*cks girls just to cover up his sexuality. I’ve seen him down at the gay bars in Jacksonville, Florida all the time and he hooked up with a number of my guy friends. Yet, he turns around and calls my friends “f*ggots”. He tried to fight one of my best guy friends at the bar just because he casually hit on Jason in front of his new flat faced “coverup”. I’m surprised he finally got a girl dumb enough to date him. He talks about her all the time like she’s so hot. Nik, would you? I already know the answer to that. A nose job and +2’s would do her good. She does nothing but condone his disgusting behavior because she’s clueless. I heard Jason has a son too who is two years old. Some people just shouldn’t reproduce. He will never talk about his son either and acts like he doesn’t exist. He acts like he’s embarrassed to have a kid. We got curious why he isn’t around so we looked up his public record in his home town in Ohio and it’s longer than an encyclopedia. Multiple warrants including a 1st and a 4th degree misdemeanor for domestic violence. So, apparently he’s a woman beater too. No wonder he moved to Florida. Jason has no job either and steals everything and then sells in on E-Bay for money. He hates on everyone around him because he’s so insecure. He has no friends because he’s so socially awkward yet he posts “modeling” pictures on Facebook like he’s hot shit. He always brags like he’s such a good guy, when in fact he’s nothing but a sick, pathetic liar. This guy needs a serious reality check!
Posted in Tampa | February 20th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this self-titled Attention wh*re has been “modeling” from under her bridge in the BFE swamps north of tampa for far too long now. I remember WTFing to her poorly edited pictures on myspace years ago, and shes still trying to ‘catch her break’ today. XZanthia, as she has named herself, is the type of girl(?) that gladly lets the world know how much she loves attention and will do anything to get it. She has a nude trailer park or something like that out in the boonies somewhere where she throws foam parties whos attendees are mostly old men gathered to bask in her nude glory. Aside from being a model she is also a photographer, an artist, in a band, has a radio show, wrote a poetry book and is working on a movie. This is just the beginning of her long list of achievements that she will spew out at anyone who asks. or doesn’t. This attention addict is always throwing hyped up photography/rave/fetish events that look great in the invites, until you get there and see everyone is naked and she is the only girl. I hope The Dirty gives her all the attention daddy never did. (I wont even begin on her looks, photos speak for themselves…).
Posted in Tampa | February 20th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl posts a million photos of herself in various states of undress all night long on Facebook! She thinks she is the hottest chick to ever grace the earth, and while I must say, she has a bangin’ body…she has a man face from hell! I’m so sick of seeing her ridiculous photos and talking about “Pinellas Park Pride” . No one has Pinellas Park pride unless they’re straight from the trailer park. I couldn’t find the photos, but she posted some a few months ago with her and her dad standing in the driveway with guns. Wtf?
Posted in Dirty Horses, Tampa, The Dirty | February 19th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ariel Dorminy, one of Tampa’s finest trashbags. She’s a xanax snorting alcoholic, who somehow landed a gig in Tampa Bang Bros. Personally, I think she has some very fine tranny qualities including her box body, adam’s apple, and squ-oval chin. The worst part about this dirty sk*nk is, she run’s around town thinking she’s the greatest thing since sliced bread, lives in her parent’s house and sells weed out of her bedroom. She most recently prostituted herself for this hideous Hello Kitty tattoo. So my question…would you hit it and is it just me, or is she not bearing a striking resemblance to Jay Leno?
Xanax kills souls! What’s with that weird bump by her down below region?- nik
Posted in Tampa, The Dirty | February 19th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: I really hope you post this Nik… this story needs to be known. This is Anthony Mateo, arrested twice for beating up his now ex girlfriend Paige. Not only did he almost kill her, but its only been a week and hes already going out and womanizing! Paige provided for and supported Anthony for almost three years. He cheated on her multiple times, stole from her, and got addicted to drugs. But somehow, he manipulated her into staying. Maybe she saw a charity case…idk? She finally got the guts to get a restraining order and he will hopefully be put away soon. Hes a mooch and a lying, cheating, scumbag. All girls in Tampa beware!
He must be a Chris Brown fan.- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Tampa, The Dirty | February 11th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I just wanted to say thanks. I am a bartender and when starting new tabs I usually use a persons first name or nickname. Well, anytime someone says their name is Greg, I chuckle out loud. Richards are no longer my source of amusement. Your fan.
My Greg thanks you.- nik
Posted in Houston, Tampa, The Dirty | February 10th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirtyfoot Tampa Stripper came to Houston thinking she is gonna bank and pretty much blew up in her Face…. She is to fat and gross for the Men in Houston go back to Trampa Sweety.
Why does every white chick with a fat ass want to be Jenna Shea? You are a homely stripper… stop taking pictures of yourself.- nik
Posted in Dirty Cheerleaders, South Florida, Tampa | February 8th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, allow me to introduce you to Nikki Fr*ser. This skank bomb with a Greg has absolutely no class and prances around Tampa with her 3rd class behavior mafia thinking she’s the sh*t. She think she’s above everyone and belittles those around her. Even talks sh*t about her friends. Up close she’s a hidius zoo creature that needs to be locked back up in it’s cage. Her pictures have been air brushed more times than a California low rider. She’ll do great in cosmetology since she’s been fooling everyone with her looks since day one! Nik do us all a favor and put this self absorbed low life on blast and get the Dirty Army on it!
She’ll do best at a strip, sounds like that’s where she’ll fit in.- nik
Posted in Tampa | February 7th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this troll is Courtney, AKA Dudedra. This guy in the photo is one of my husbands friends. Dudedra is always voicing her opinion about how beautiful she is and how she eats well and how skinny she is. Has this troll seen a mirror? Dudedra is constantly saying how her husbands ex wife is ugly and she is so much prettier. His Ex wife is in Esthetics, works at an up scale Salon 94 pounds and huge 2′s! This is even after she had a child. This “Dude” hasn’t even had a child yet and only 29! I can’t tell who’s legs or boobs are larger! LMAO Dudedra is an over processed troll doll. Word of advise lay off the tanning bed and twinkies.
Is her hand down his pants?- nik
