The Dirty

Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty | May 16th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this girl using her pants as a bra to push her butt up?  I’m  a little confused and can’t tell.  None the less, I would totally tear that thing apart.  My boy did for a lil fee and said it was way worth it.

I like the color pattern in her bedroom.- nik

Posted in Houston, The Dirty | May 16th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik long time DA I love your work and all the wonderful advice you share.. So with that being said I need your help. My boyfriend and I have been together for almost 10 years. I’m 24 and he is 26. well recently he shared some information with me, that he cheated. He said that it was 5 years ago when it happened. I’ve been asking him for years and he’s always denied it. He said he just couldn’t take the guilt anymore and that’s why he told me. Now I’m no angel, I cheated as well but it was A LONG time ago back in high school. I haven’t always been a perfect girlfriend and he used to give me so much crap for years!! Well my question is what can I do to regain trust? I considered leaving him but I would hate to throw 10 years away.. Im always questioning EVERYTHING and I hate it! I look through his phone and I can’t find anything I hate how paranoid I am. Ive never been this way and now I feel like a psycho! Please HELP ME!! Also why do guys always cheat with ugly sloots? DA STRONG!! Love Team Suck.

Leave him. Nobody cheats once. The only reason you are still with him is because you are afraid to be alone. You wasted 10 years of your life… your loyal Prince Charming is out there waiting!!- nik

Posted in Houston, The Dirty | May 16th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Krystal Ann aka Krystal wh*re!! This girl is a high priced escort/model and her bf doesn’t even know it!! She f*cks for money poor guy he doesn’t even know it. Shes so called in love with him yea right more like in love with his money. Do you really think she would be with him if he didn’t have what he has? This girl is a hot mess she thinks she is the finest thing that walks around this world and trys to make everyone feel like shes better than them. Reality check honey you need to do something about your face. I really feel bad for her bf everyone around him laughs at him because he doesnt know all her dirt. Once a hoe always a hoe especially when its for money poor guy.

I hope this guy thanks me one day (a nice email will work).- nik

Posted in Houston, The Dirty | May 16th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jesus Nik, Turbo is going downhill and quick. Anyone that cares to waste the time can pull it all down from her facebook page, but good lord this girl is more of a trainwreck than I’ve ever seen. I honestly fear she’s going to die before she’s 30. It’s sad. She’s losing any hotness she had too, just looking like a strung out wh*re. She’s so lost dude…it’s getting bad. I guess after she got out of jail, she’s just all messed up. The girl needs to reboot or something, she’s going to kill herself – I really think this. It’s not even funny, it’s sad man. Only the lowest of douches even talk to the girl, because sh*t you’d have to be pretty pathetic. It’s like taking home that girl who popped some xanax and is smashed and clearly doesn’t have control of herself. Turbo talks about drugs and getting all wasted like it’s funny and/or normal for someone who is 26 or 27 years old. Anyone that knows anything knows she is a pro and has been wh*ring for a while, steadily dropping class and giving her ass out for cheaper and less and less. The girl needs help bro, maybe she’ll listen to you.

Turbo is this really who you want to be in life?- nik

Posted in Hollywood, Rio De Janeiro, The Dirty | May 16th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like Paris Hilton really is going to go “on tour” DJ’ing. What is the world coming to?!?!  She is making her debut on June 23rd at the Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo. I can’t stop laughing and wish I could be there for this legendary fail.

She wont fail, Paris Hilton has the best pre-made set list a girl could ever sleep with dream of.- nik

Posted in The Dirty, Vancouver | May 16th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we have Linzee Faith of Van at it again, posting her photo shopped to sh*t “modelling” photos of herself. This time it’s so damn bad the siding of the house looks all warped like it’s melting in the heat or something.. Too bad it’s wood and can’t do that so she can’t use that as an excuse.. This girl photo shops herself so much it’s crazy, she’s like 4 feet tall and stumpy and ugly as sin, I saw her in person and almost keeled over from laughter… Someone stop her please.

Are you sure the snow from the winters in VanDirty can’t get wood to warp life that?- nik

Posted in The Dirty, Toronto | May 16th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the model on the right (darker blonde) is the owner of Girls Of Glam. Hot or not?  Because everyone thinks she is, but I have no clue why.  I just don’t see it. Thought you could help out.

Maybe hot for a Mexican, but NOT in the real world.- nik

Posted in Hack, Newport, The Dirty | May 16th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Nicole “Nikki” Torres of ORANGE (but claims to be from Newport). She just got arrested for her second DUI and doesn’t have the $1500 to pay her attorney’s retainer fee. If she can’t afford an attorney, she has to represent herself. Since she barely graduated high school, this means she’s going to county for 90 days! With no viable/marketable skills, only a high school diploma, and 36 DD’s (natural), how does she plan on ponying up $1500 for her attorney and avoiding jail time?? Escorting under the alias, Ambergia, in Costa Mesa on humaniplex! Great idea Nicole…. With that horse face of yours, it will only take 150 guys at $10 per pop to pay your dirtbag attorney’s fees!! LOL You’ve been exposed! Good try hiding your new occupation.

Nikki email Hack@TheDirty.com (@HackMurphy), he will pay for it. The kid is rich and down to exchange services.- nik

Posted in Melbourne, The Dirty | May 16th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, have you seen this video that terminally-ill Shaun Wilson-Miller who is 17 posted on YouTube?  His heart rejected a second heart transplant and there is no way he will live.  It’s so sad and heart warming at the same time.  Nik, I gotta give props to this kid for having the balls to do this.  What do you think?

You will be missed Shaun Wilson-Miller.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | May 16th, 2012

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